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TexArcher

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  1. Well, until crystal meth gets a hand sign, this is all they've got.
  2. Have we ever talked about how much I hate ou? Because it's a lot. I mean, it's probably an unhealthy amount. Fuck them.
  3. Today only... ROLL TIDE, RAMMER JAMMER ALABAMMER, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU KLAN FUCKERS SAY. BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUT OF OU. AMEN.
  4. We were going to win that MNC game by 14+ if Colt hadn't gone down. We were down by 3 with the ball and a chance to go win it anyway in spite of 4 picks by a helpless backup QB. With Colt, we roll their ass. And I think we would have been a coin flip to beat Florida after the '08 season if we hadn't been ass rammed by a conference that for some reason hated one of its two bell cows. All Florida did in that title game was beat ou by 10, same as we did. It would have been a hell of a game. But I'm over it. God dammit.
  5. That Dr Pepper commercial where they put the coach on the hot seat because they gave up 24 points, and he's like, "But we won," and they're like, "Not by enough!" Yeah, that's us.
  6. I mean, sure, you can sit in cover 3 all day when you have the best collection of defensive players on the planet. Counterpoint: the 1985 Bears defense was famously aggressive and gave up a single digit PPG. I simply disagree with the notion that simple and passive defenses are generally better than complex and aggressive defenses, particularly in modern college football. Simple and passive gets chewed up and spit out all the time.
  7. I would say that the best defenses know when to keep it simple, when to make it complex, and when to get aggressive. I don't think a defense that is always simple and conservative can be a great defense. It's too easy to diagnose. PK did a good job here, but we weren't great. Muschamp has the ability to build a top 5 defense here, as he's done before. I don't see how anyone doesn't see this as an upgrade.
  8. Yeah, where do I sign up for that problem?
  9. My only concern is that our D might be too good next year. What if other teams can't stay on the field long enough to give our offense a rest?
  10. I totally agree that other changes are needed, too. But there's no reason to assume that this was it and we're done, right?
  11. How'd the defense do against Mississippi State, Vandy, Georgia, and Arky? That was four straight games of asswater. Can't pick and choose. Across the whole season, this was a good-but-not-elite defense that had elite personnel. I was good with PK, but I have no doubt we'd have been a better D with Muschamp. We're going to slay people next year.
  12. Okay, I am gruntled. I always liked Muschamp.
  13. Helo cuts big farts. Best we got.
  14. Wait, is Muschamp actually coming back, or are you all talking out of your assholes again?
  15. Eh, I would argue that atheism is not a belief system, but the lack of one particular belief. But Trump does not have the clarity of thought to be really pro- or anti- anything. He just wants to get the money. Hmm, maybe he should be at the Christian table, next to Joel Osteen, etc? I mean, all it takes is a *professed* belief, right? Either way, he can't sit near me. I can't go back to prison.
  16. As an atheist, our table is full, sorry. He can go stand by the anarchist table and see if a spot opens up. Maybe one of them will brain him with a skateboard.
  17. No, but why should that stop you from investing in their project anyway?
  18. I guess he didn't have an aneurysm overnight after getting all worked up. Shit.
  19. Great, now Trump will be putting on his robe and wizard hat with 14-year-old Ukrainian girls.
  20. You think that dolt knows how to use a computer?
  21. There are tens of millions of Americans clapping right now.
  22. He's going to bang his shoe on the podium, isn't he?
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