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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Hey, buddy... Nice kick....
  2. Oregon needs to realize that a lot of people have money on them and get their shit together.
  3. Yeah, the money and facilities matter, and so does the history, and we have that. But if aggy, Tech, TCU, U of H, and Baylor all got really good at once, that wouldn't be great for us. A huge part of what makes Ohio State who they are is that they have zero competition for in-state kids who want to stay close to home. We'll never get that, but yeah, Tech can go back to being 8-4 next to aggy next year, please.
  4. Tech really is Sand Aggy. And we recruit against them. Honestly, this whole state can juggle my burnt orange nuts.
  5. Yeah, I have no idea how good Tech actually is. They pass the eye test in the games I've watched, but it's always hard to tell against mediocre teams. Hell, aggy was 11-0 until they were 11-2. Snicker. Oregon is a legit top 10 team. So, let's find out who Tech is.
  6. I would chip in a healthy amount toward whatever Stormy's number is for nudes.
  7. He looks like ET hooked up with Blossom.
  8. I mean, I think there's a tunnel to Colombia with those pneumatic tubes drive-through banks used to have. Press a button, wait a few minutes, and a canister arrives with your 8 ball.
  9. Boy, I would not want to be a couch insurer in central Ohio right now.
  10. Welp, we'll find out.
  11. I hate Miami, but this sits well with me.
  12. What has gotten into Cristobal and Beck, looking all competent?
  13. Good call, good throw!
  14. Why are you snapping it with 7 on the play clock?
  15. Run. The. Football.
  16. Yeah, but there were 25 other holds not called.
  17. Good stick, god damn
  18. Holy shit, great run.
  19. No one gets away with morr penalties than Ohio State. It's amazing.
  20. Aggy has never lost. They've just run out of time 4.5 times a year for their entire history.
  21. And on their first drive that ended in a fumble. Honestly, if you're Ohio State, you have to feel a little fortunate to only be down 14. And you'd better make sure Michael Irvin doesn't get another wheelbarrow of cocaine into that locker room at halftime.
  22. I kinda wanted Ohio State to beat Miami by 30 to twist the knife on aggy, but yeah, this works, too. "We got rewarded for being 11-1 by getting the worst first round draw because of the burnt orange media." I can work with that.
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