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Majorcholas

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  1. To continue the brisket show...last weekends work.
  2. Can we please just beat nova today and get urban? 2020 throw us a damn bone
  3. Everyone knows you cook brisket to temp and feel. Time is literally irrelevant most times. i am a no foil/paper guy. Let’s get some bark going!!!!!
  4. Even if we score 1000 it’s painfully obvious KSU’s defense sucks ass. They are getting blown out by our backup line. and we aren’t running anything different scheme wise on offense. We are just actually giving BIJAN THE FREAKING ROCK FOR ONCE. This game doesn’t save Herman.
  5. It’s Texas! That’s probably 1/100th of the capability. 😂
  6. I was there and happened to be sitting near the achos parents. Nobody in the Texas stands knew what the hell happened on that play. other top moments from that game: 1) some drunk dude yelling “show us your tits Lisa!” While Lisa salters was doing a sideline piece. 2) whole crowd chanting “RUUUUUUDY...RUUUUUUDY” at end of game after their douche qb talked crap all week. 3) hearing Texas fight getting louder and louder and then realizing the LHB was marching through sea world. Badass 4) Brandon foster having game of his life on defense. 5) me barfing on sidewalk while walking home to hotel but still throwing the horns up when team busses were driving by.
  7. Being The most sane person on this site is like being the best looking chick in West Virginia. You are the only one that cares and it’s not that impressive to anyone really.
  8. I think you meant lays bbq. The all American girl next door chip. A classic
  9. Who is gonna take one for the team and verify futureman’s anal sacrifice?
  10. This better be true or the negging afterward will damn your soul to all eternity.
  11. If urban is a badass... Toms not on sideline saturday which sends this thread into oblivion. Then he would parachute down pregame (from ya’lls coveted jet that’s being tracked) holding the game ball and land at the fifty. Rip off his flight suit and walk his ass over to sideline in his Khakis and Burnt orange polo. Best intro press conf ever
  12. Okay, I’m semi retarded. Are we thinking that urban is flying around in a Texas boosters airplane?
  13. Surly is already peak offseason. Buckle up boys
  14. We need another tweet, flight info, porta potty intel, or someone paged at the airport soon. My koolaid is getting stale.
  15. Don’t know if that’s possible. 😂
  16. Walton is absolutely the worst thing to happen to college basketball.
  17. ‘Member when we were getting saban? i hope it’s not blue balls again....
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