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pokeNbeans

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  1. But, Mr. Cantwell, you owe me for the soup.
  2. What's the matter with you? -Nothing......except that a bird ran into my giant freak head.
  3. He didn't tell Debra because he wanted to get sex? Evil sex. Evil, twisted, dirty sex.
  4. So d'you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?
  5. Oh dear.
  6. It shrink's?
  7. Yeah, you wanna get that meal, don't you?
  8. I was enchanted.
  9. Matzoh ball soup? That'd be me.
  10. Well, I didn't want to break our date. Because I... I love you.
  11. Noreen, are you crying? No, this is Dan!
  12. Alright, alright, look - I don't have grace, I don't want grace...I don't even say grace, O.K.?
  13. I was a great admirer of Mrs. Onass-sis-sis-sis...
  14. A couple Chevy Chase comedies I haven't seen mentioned: The original "Vacation" and "Funny Farm"
  15. You know, it's amazing Peterman hasn't fired that dolt.
  16. She doesn't Want to talk.. she needs to talk.
  17. A classic by The Doobies
  18. The keyboard riff on the intro of "Right Now" is pretty bad ass
  19. I could think of many but the first one I thought of was this:
  20. Elaine:! Always a pleasure... to see you.
  21. That woman, deserves her revenge and... we deserve to die. But then again, so does she. So, I guess we'll just see. Won't we?
  22. Here's how Brittanica starts their Bio on Pesci: Joe Pesci (born February 9, 1943, Newark, New Jersey, U.S.) is an American character actor who is equally adept at comic roles and at playing menacing characters.
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