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Horn Dog

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  1. So 79% of their viewers read those texts calling them cousin fuckin morons and have the same or more trust in Fox News??
  2. Is this some modern euphemism for eating someone's ass?
  3. If the jet fuel dump is a typical Russian maneuver on our unmanned drones, I have a proposed upgrade
  4. Legal question for the Surly lawyers. Is a NDA enforceable if it involved covering up a felony?
  5. Perhaps you haven't watched Texas Football for the last decade.
  6. How about this.... "My relationship with Chris not only consisted of continuous physical abuse, but also relentless emotional and psychological abuse. He manipulated and gaslighted me, and threatened to ruin me and my family unless I denounced the felonious actions that resulted in me calling the authorities for help that night. Like many abused women, I soon fell back under his web of lies, and allowed myself to be manipulated into making a false statement under the pretense that this was "best for us". But once Chris had no more use for me, he disposed of me like the narcissist that he is. With the advantage of time and distance, the true breath of his manipulation and abuse over many years has become painfully undeniable. To be clear, he did choke me that night. He strangled me till I was seconds from death. The bite me and punched me and told me I was nothing without him. Unfortunately I believed him. To any recruit's mother that may read this, keep your preciously child away from this manipulative monster. Your child may win some games, but the emotional damage he will endure will not be worth the price. To any AD that may entrust him to care for impressionable young men.... may God have mercy on your soul. "
  7. She ain't going anywhere till the checks come in and she gets paid what was agreed upon to retract everything she had previously said and bite the bullet. She has the power to torpedo his ass, and the Ole Miss basketball program, at any moment so yea, that relationship is going on till she says it isn't.
  8. In high heels and strategically placed on the pitchers mount and still looks like a short little meatball.
  9. Can someone make a deep fake of Tucker just telling the truth about what happened at Fox/Dominion and how he really feels about Trump so I can send it to some Trumpy friends?
  10. "Ladies and gentleman, JimmyJazz is just a typical Washington elite liberal trying to cancel me for not towing his woke liberal line. I said Biden has never been to the border and that is true. He never stood on the actual border. This is just another example of the woke mob attacking reality and threating hard working Americans and their 1st amendment rights. While JJ may want "open borders" and a flood of illegal aliens to vote for Biden, we must stand firm to this liberal assault on our rights and way of life!" --Ted Tell me that won't work on 35%-40% of the country.
  11. Give him a 100yr contract with a $100 any reason buyout. Problem solved.
  12. Ted Cruz is a lot of things but stupid is not one of them. What he said was true.. El Paso is far away from the Rio Grande Valley. He just framed it to sound like Rio Grande Valley is same as "the border" which of course it isn't. But when challenged he can say that nothing he said was false and it's just the libs trying to cancel him. It is the GOP/Fox News play book. Distract, Deceive, Deny. And on their low IQ audience, it absolute works.
  13. I can't believe I am writing this, but Mitch isn't even in my top 10 for wanting to have a terminal illness at this specific time.
  14. You tell me a story about a basketball coach named Chris going to Mississippi, getting into a fight with his girlfriend when she tries to organize his man cave, and then becomes strung out on meth ChatGPT Once upon a time, there was a basketball coach named Chris. Chris had just gotten a new job coaching at a college in Mississippi. He was excited to start fresh and build a winning team. Chris' girlfriend, Randi, had come with him to help get settled in. She was a neat freak and loved organizing things. One day while Chris was out recruiting players, Randi decided to tackle the messy man cave in their new home. When Chris came home later that day, he found Randi reorganizing his man cave without permission. He became angry and yelled at her to leave his stuff alone. Randi tried to explain that she was just trying to help, but Chris wouldn't listen. They got into a heated argument, and Chris stormed out of the house. Feeling angry and frustrated, Chris went to a local bar to unwind. There, he ran into a few locals who offered him some methamphetamine. Chris had never done drugs before, but he was feeling reckless and decided to give it a try. Soon, Chris became addicted to the drug, spending all his time and money on it. His coaching suffered, and his once-promising career began to fall apart. One day, Randi came to visit Chris at his office and was shocked by how much he had changed. She begged him to get help, but Chris refused. Their relationship deteriorated, and Randi eventually left him, unable to watch him spiral out of control. Chris lost his job, his reputation, and his friends. He hit rock bottom and realized too late that his anger and addiction had cost him everything he loved. He checked himself into rehab and worked hard to turn his life around, but the damage was already done. From then on, Chris vowed to never let his emotions get the best of him and to stay away from drugs. He learned the hard way that life can be unpredictable and that making the wrong choices can have disastrous consequences.
  15. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/08/white-house-tucker-carlson-jan-6-coverage-00086077 "Carlson responded to McConnell and other Republicans on his program Tuesday night, contending that they “outed themselves” as siding with Democrats against him in a state of “panic” and “hysteria." “If you want to know who’s actually aligned, despite the illusion of partisanship, we found out today,” Carlson said on his show.
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