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Horn Dog

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  1. That's unfortunate and all but did you hear about Hillary's emails????
  2. Let he who hasn’t french horned a girl’s anus, cast the first stone..
  3. If banging hot MILFs is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  4. Richard Justice’s proposed solution: “ I know that’s naive, but if they ever got together, it would take them about five minutes to come up with a brand-new conference that’d be wildly appealing in the Lone Star State. UT and A&M would be in it. So would Oklahoma, Nebraska, and Arkansas. Also Texas Tech, Baylor, Houston, Oklahoma State, TCU, and SMU. (I’d also invite UTSA, UTEP, and North Texas.)”
  5. While we are at it I propose the following additional changes: "Lynching" --> "gravity induced dyspnea" "Racism" --> "Exuberant Racial Pride" "Rape" --> "Unexpected cervical exam"
  6. Just wait till all the upper class republican family teenage girls can't get their Accutane anymore for their acne!
  7. Is there a template form that all these decommits use for Twitter ? If you wife ever comes home and starts a conversation with "First off, I'd like to thank..." and then slips to "With that being said....." you just got served.
  8. And the jurisdiction of the SC should be significantly curtailed https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/10/26/amy-coney-barrett-confirmation-court-packing-jursidiction-stripping-432566
  9. Blue states should make laws that any out of state resident seeking an abortion who’s family is above poverty line will need pre-certification screening via Planned Parenthood. If your family is registered republican or found to have donated to republican candidates or causes within the last 5 years, you will be extradited to your home state and denied services.
  10. Judge Luttig may or may not be a stroke victim, but he is a republican and he mentored Ted Cruz so give the man a fuckin break if his brain isn’t complete right.
  11. Wait. There are people with secret, undisclosed pardons? Pardons are not subject to Freedom of Information?
  12. A secret service officer assigned to every school aged child and we got this problem licked!
  13. You went Tree Fiddy but failed to go Burnt Ends.
  14. So BK has multiple US Marshalls parked around his home 24/7 who's very presence is enough to make a would be assassin pick up his phone and call the police on himself and stop the spree of (checks notes) exactly ZERO assassinations of US Supreme Court justices since the founding of the republic. What exactly are we supposed to do to protect them more??
  15. “The vote was rigged!!” in 3….2….1…
  16. Looks like a couple of those baby hogs got their heads pinned down in the top left corner of that contraption. Damn.
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