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Nicole44

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  1. That would suck. It will make me ragey if we fuck this up.
  2. Dykes seemed ahead of the “curve” with his one year run. It was an insane number of transfers on that team. Crazy.
  3. He’s gonna crack open a beer and google himself. And then recruit some dudes from Oregon. “Hi this is Curt Cignetti. Would you like to come play for the Hoosiers?”
  4. He has to worry about the portal now. It starts as soon as these cats hit the lockerroom. Anyone we want?
  5. Okay where did that warlock in the red had to on Cig’s right side? The fuck?
  6. They have dudes and they will absolutely come at Mendoza. And some of those batted passes and fumbles won’t go their way but the thing is they cannot be mistake free like this. And Indiana has big ass mofos that have now bitchslapped Bama and Oregon and Miami lost to fucking SMU and fucking Louisville and could only hang 10 points on aggy. Skull fucked
  7. If I was there I’d be chanting Alberto. Their mom is so beautiful, fuck MS such an evil disease.
  8. Motivation for the blue chips to succeed so they don’t wind up with them.
  9. So we should sneak into their practices then? See what’s really going on? How can we copy it if we don’t know what they do in practice? What the fuck do they do in practice?
  10. Lane left Ole Miss because he could not beat Georgia and then they beat Georgia despite doing everything they could to lose the game without Lane. I don’t think he can beat Smart at LSU. And I will laugh my ass off if that happens.
  11. I will let you decide which is which. We haven’t really to see Fernando’s brother cook but given they went to a QB in the portal I’m assuming he doesn’t cook.
  12. This game. The Bama game. The Heisman. The Big 10 championship are all recruiting videos. Mendoza is a walking talking recruiting videos. “Come here. Don’t give up on your dreams. We are all wizards. Jump off the roof with us.” Over under on how many calls Cig’s agent gets tonite and tomorrow?
  13. This game is like what would have happened in Die Hard if John McClain had instead not gone to see his wife at the party. Hans gruber would be on a beach earning 20% Omg they are all wizards.
  14. @TwiceHorn aint exactly wrong as this shit has infected the entire P4 universe and some far worse than others. I still maintain if you have a culture that is about a process and coaching kids up you won’t lose as many to the portal and the ones you do are less interested in being the best coached up position player that they can be. And you go find another 3 star or whatever with the right fit for the team and coach their ass up. Mendoza said they added 20 pounds too him since last year. To absorb more hits and make him as pro ready as possible.
  15. Who were the Texans playing when the Rosencopter 21 points in under 5 mins thing happened? Cuz that could happen I guess here. A complete meltdown.
  16. True he wouldn’t have been hired bc of our BMDs. But if he had been hired we’d be crushing it. Oregon is hurrying things up a bit.
  17. Announcers are begging for some human interest as Cig glares at the screen like he wants us all dead for having to google him. Oregon could actually make this interesting if they can score here bc they do the air raid fairly well.
  18. Yeah I don’t know how much attrition Indiana had last year. But I am curious (outside of those going pro) how many they might lose this year to the portal. I know they got all their targets so far like a sniper so they will be ready and they did all this while prepping to play Oregon. Sark would be like “can someone else fucking handle this shit I have to call plays!!!!!” And that’s the main issue he’s had from day one. A strength and an Achilles heel. And it is both rewarding to see it work and frustrating as hell when it falls apart like it did in 2025. I try to imagine Bijan with Cig or Worthy or Ewers with an oline that could block. I haz the sad now. 😭
  19. God dang I wish we had that as a slogan. That is mic drop now damn,
  20. Oregon has a pulse! So only mostly dead
  21. I am willing for a small fee to answer phone calls for any offers made tonite or the next two weeks. I love how he started this with “Google me.” Jesus.
  22. He’d be stunning. He is the only other comp I can think of for Cig and Cig is like the Purple Wizard on steroids so I can only surmise he’s Voldemort? Or this is what happens if in the movie Rainman they’d have let that character be a HC instead of going to Vegas? I don’t care if my HC is fun, personable, fashionable or hip. I’d take someone who is a mercenary about winning and nothing else.
  23. Gundy is probably enjoying this Oregon destruction I guess.
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