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Fastbreak

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  1. I don’t understand why he is pleading the 14th there. I can understand the 6th.
  2. Fox can’t question dear leader…
  3. After 2 years of Kyrie not doing anything stupid he is back talking about vaccines and flat earth. It’s going to be a fun ride…
  4. Nice. Melania’s Whore House has a nice ring to it.
  5. That can’t be real
  6. Most of the empire state building workers were just off the boat from Ireland, Italy and Poland. Many of them weren't "legal" Most of the top guys at NASA were literal Nazis. Miller should read about Operation Paperclip...
  7. Meanwhile… Shit is blowing up in Syria again and Israel is still killing kids and women in Gaza. Meanwhile… Shit is blowing up in Syria again and Israel is still killing kids and women in Gaza.
  8. Walmart is not going to lose money for Trump. The Dotard thought that retailers would take it up the ass for him and his stupid trade shit, as usual he was wrong.
  9. “Today I am signing a wonderful executive order. Some have said it’s be BEST executive order. This beautiful order makes it LEGAL for a man to have sex with a woman aged 14 or higher, 13 if in international waters or above 10,000 feet in an airplane or a hot air balloon. We all know this is the PERFECT age, just like in the Bible. This order is retroactive from May 17th, 1977, a beautiful sunny day I remember well, looking down on the Trump Tower and Casino from that wonderful hot air balloon. Thank you for your attention to this matter and MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA!”
  10. Bronze is a badass. England wins
  11. Going to penalties
  12. England with big comeback. 2-2 in extras
  13. Black you say?
  14. I might have made a huge mistake. I got invited to a club in north London. They hosted everything and after the round a bunch of members got me drunk on the terrace overlooking 12 and 18. £1600 later and I’m a member. I have no idea how winter golf will work.
  15. As soon as I see a broomstick putter with some weird grip I put them on my list of goobers.
  16. Peacock has the best streams. You can follow individual (popular) groups
  17. Rory has to hit 1 fairway, right?
  18. I got tickets to the games in August against Villarreal and Atletico. Should be sweet. Club level seats were £35. It’s easier if you just buy 1.
  19. Restricted FA. He isn’t going anywhere until 2031 or 32
  20. I’ve just signed an apartment deal within walking distance of Emirates Stadium. So I am officially switching my allegiance to Arsenal. I already have tickets for the friendly with Villarreal on Aug 6th.
  21. Played first time in London today. Went out by myself (didn’t want to wait for the late arrivers). Played 18 in under 3 hours. The course was playing very weird. I hit 3 drives which I saw land on the dead middle of the fairway that kicked somewhere to a lost ball. I can handle losing a ball with a big slice, but mid fairway just sucks. A golf ball with an air tag in it is the next big thing I hadn’t walked 18 in a long time and now I’m paying the price…
  22. Sell your maga hat and gear to make bail bro
  23. They would all be killed and Trump would go on and on about how they were traitors, communists and losers.
  24. 40 year old Taj Gibson and his 2 points a game?
  25. When immigrants commit crimes they are usually just allowed to go free. It’s common knowledge that the police turn a blinds eye if it’s an immigrant suspect. And the courts, they usually just apologize and give cash and an Obama phone.
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