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Planet Houston

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  1. Hey look, I found the fifth one fucking that couch!
  2. She should say “my policy is don’t be an asshole.” Which happens to be my only real parental policy (with varied degrees of success 🫠).
  3. No kidding. Especially when the person it’s directed to has to factor in the fact that fucking couches “makes sense” to the guy placing his order.
  4. Not that one. Jurassic 5. Sorry for any confusion...
  5. Man, the Dems were so right that the sequel is always worse. J5 blows the J6 Choir out of the water. They should play J5's "Freedom" tonight just to troll.
  6. Dammit, I hate the Mariners slightly less today. Not a good feeling.
  7. (5) He thought that the establishment was steeped in tradition and that all of the workers surely must have been there for decades, but he did no research and it’s some random 4-year old joint who churns through workers, probably because they’re paid like shit which is what his party advocates. What an idiot.
  8. It’s the ghost of Harry Carey.
  9. I had no idea Helo went to a high school where he was the only one who wasn’t blind. That’s interesting.
  10. Why isn’t she? Just asking questions.
  11. Well we found Helobius’s sock…thank you for your service sir!
  12. For Hate and the rest of y’all living under rocks…
  13. I think in the past it’s been the two division winners and then the next four, regardless of division. But I’m not sure to be honest.
  14. Gonna be a popular Halloween costume this year for sure
  15. Lets you give her the Franc-Ohhhh face worry-free, if you know what I mean.
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