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softlynow

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  1. Smartest, strongest, hard working, loyal. 1 of 4 ain't bad. Of course, the makeup of his cuckstituency is catastrophic for us. I think folks with parents hooked on fox news need to strike out a new course to save this country. We need to prevent the olds from voting en masse. Talk to a lawyer and get guardianship proceedings going. Do it for your country. Accuse your parents of being incapacitated today!
  2. I think you're missing a digit.
  3. So he knows nothing about planes.
  4. My wife started phone banking for Beto last night. I assume she’s calling local folks. We live in Montgomery County, so I figured she’d return home each night dejected after numerous negative reactions to her calls. Surprisingly, though, she said most of those she talked to said they were undecided. We’ll see if that continues, but in an 80% red county, that may not such a great sign for ole barrel bacon.
  5. lol at the idea that exposing bigoted shop owners would to their demise. It is fashionable again to be openly cruel, and exposure is just free marketing.
  6. Yep. See, for example, Employment Division v. Smith.
  7. “I smelled an odor, which I know from my training and experience to be that of burnt marijuana.” Done. The only thing that really stops cops from searching every car they want is hiring intelligence caps.
  8. Inevitable once Junior passed away.
  9. Nah. This is just the 4th turning. I do a fair amount of court-appointed work. Those clients are docile and compliant, in the main. We treat them like shit with our policies, and yet there they are eking out an existence and committing petty crimes or knocking up 3+ fatties without a care in the world beyond their next high or hard on. When those folks are getting organized, then we'll talk about something incredible happening. We're just suffering through the growing pains of news and politics becoming a true 24 hr a day form of entertainment. CNN only started that fire. Twitter and Facebook made it truly a second-by-second affair. Who better to drive that business model than a man who can change stances within a syllable and lie about a lie about a lie before the first lie can even begin trending? New things mature, and generations tire of things that once fascinated them. This, too, shall pass.
  10. You contradicted yourself in two sentences. Any well-crafted prophecy allows for any result to prove the soothsayer prescient. The Boomers did bring dramatic change with their maturity. Lasting and terrible. Look on what they hath wrought and despair.
  11. I’m glad they are. Even if it’s for stupid reasons, fewer people need to be taking that drug.
  12. You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope some day you'll join us And the world will be as one
  13. I would posit that the qualities of a supernatural being’s creations are reflections of that being’s essence. OU exists therefore God sucks.
  14. This should be on your challenge coin.
  15. He asks questions like aggy thinks a smart person would.
  16. Are we still on this? I thought we settled all this in '03 or '04.
  17. softlynow

    Iran

    Miller did a bang up job with the first travel ban. I'm sure this will work out fine.
  18. When the Cubs won the World Series, we entered the darkest timeline.
  19. To make money for Breitbart? Sure it is. Same shit as FNC. They know their market.
  20. They're no differently situated than any citizen that gets paid cash.
  21. We're in the golden age of TV. Ain't nobody got time for that shit. I'm going with 2020, polonium poisoning. Chaos is a ladder.
  22. You didn't need to confirm that you had said interest, but thanks.
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