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Rimbo

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  1. I wonder how many of y'all who are disgusted with healthcare vote for the people who profit from the fuckery or work to make it even worse for us. There IS a solution, an obvious one, that every country but ours seems to have figured out already. Anyway, televangelists has got to be the right answer here.
  2. you're in the jungle, baby you're gonna diiiiiiiie oof.gif anyway
  3. yeah a chronic case of fumbilitis ain't gonna get you many carries if your staff knows what's up
  4. I mean, New Wave is more or less what you get when you cross punk with disco and add in the nascent synth technology.
  5. grandma no
  6. bijan had a pretty good day
  7. while we're at it, TB should revert to creamsicle full time
  8. i don't recall there being specifics about gender in my cult guide also I'm afraid gay buttsecks and cocksucking count. aggys are eliminated
  9. ok hear me out the NFL doesn't expressly prohibit wings attached to uniforms right? and the TD depends on the ball breaking the plane; there's no limit to the HEIGHT of that plane so you get one of your smaller rbs, rig some wings to em. actually Xavier Worthy is about perfect for this so you send Worthy onto the field with a hang glider strapped to his back. now he's not just small but super fast, so you send him on an end around, try not to take off before the handoff. then he gets the handoff and just gliiiiiiides down the field over everyone's head for a td failing that, jetpack
  10. ou at least grasps the new nil landscape at a basic level, and they got both recent and historical success but they don't have the MONEY for the new nil landscape, and that's gonna relegate them to mid major status ultimately well first where do we find virgins
  11. yer mom is cute
  12. I saw that the score was 7-3 already, no joking. ...and then I realized that was the ALCS score. 😮
  13. Oh, so you knew you were spouting nonsense when you wrote it? How proud your mother must be of you.
  14. ah carry on then
  15. Florida's team is MUCH more talented than OU's on offense. Especially those two running backs; neither of OU's guys would see playing time for us even with the injuries, but Florida's top two would probably be starters. And those guys opened up the passing game, where the QB and WRs are all studs. Also, Sun Belt Billy's "save my job" gameplan was outstanding. He was making calls that would isolate defenders, so that we had to make solo tackles on space repeatedly. To our defense's credit, we did that a LOT, more than most defenses would; however, being constantly in that situation... all it takes is one guy to miss, and you've given up a big play. Florida getting that amazing interior DL back from injury also made our OL look even worse than they were. That guy's gonna be a difference maker on Sundays. Shame that ol Sun Belt Billy won't coach this talent any better the rest of the year.
  16. Oh yes, let's shorten his career to where he takes more hits, while failing to develop him by not teaching him how to read defenses. GREAT IDEA!
  17. I have opinions about punk to the point where I could go off like Derka does on Ewers. ANYWAY... Arch is getting better. Let's fucking go kill Kentucky
  18. Regarding The Clash:
  19. well I'm not my warning came too late i guess might as well lock the thread
  20. When your OL plays as badly as ours did against Florida, no amount of play calling can save you.
  21. QUIET! I mean, I'm not disagreeing with you, but you'll summon the beast... and this thread will never recover.
  22. OK, so first, you made up those numbers. Because if you used actual numbers, the numbers don't say what you want them to say. So you had to make shit up to win a stupid internet argument or whatever. Second, it feels like you and too many others have this mindset that head football coaches have fuckin' Magical Fairy Godmother powers where they just wave a wand and, bippity-boppity-boo, all your team's problems are solved. And... this is not just a Texas or a Surly thing; look at all the hate Ryan Day gets from tOSU fans, and he's the most successful head coach in CFB currently. Now, if you're reading that and offended that I compared you to a drooling, inbred tOSU fan, good. You should be. Now on the OU Week thread I gave equal hate to the Polyannas who yell "IN SARK I TURST". I spend less time typing back to them, though, because they're an even dumber group of mouth-breathing dipshits than the "WHY DOESN'T SARK WAVE HIS MAGIC WAND AND MAKE THINGS BETTER" group you appear to belong to. Of course we're playing differently in the 3rd quarter than we used to. Of course we've struggled on offense. Almost our entire offense had never played significant snaps as starters. They didn't, because we sent nearly that same entire offense to the NFL last Spring. So now that we have new personnel, it's going to take game-time snaps against REAL competition before they get good. And now that we have new personnel, the 3rd quarter behavior is different, because the personnel are different, and the way the offense performs reflects the group we're putting on the field. The joy this season will come from seeing them improve from quarter to quarter in each game. The offense that played in the 2nd half against Florida was better than the one that played in the 1st half; the offense that played the 1st half against OU was better than the one that played the 2nd half against Florida. And the second half offense against OU... was getting really good.
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