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Rimbo

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  1. Shedeurenfreude.
  2. You're evil. I like you.
  3. Savanilea did not get a drawing made, so y'all lucked out.
  4. I would've gone with Nick Emmental but oh well
  5. The Browns now have a chance to spurn Shedeur a second time. I'm just following the draft tracker: https://www.nfl.com/draft/tracker/picks/35/2/2025
  6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY KIPER CRY
  7. I don't know what will be funnier: The Browns picking Shedeur, where we point and laugh at the Browns; or the Browns NOT picking Shedeur, where we point and laugh at Mel Kiper.
  8. Riiiiiight. Last night, I saw one of the whitest entire states in the Union go apoplectic with joy after drafting a guy who dressed like this: maybe it's because Shedeur's not that great of a prospect
  9. We already got to see that. https://foxsports.com/watch/fmc-nfnv58hcotx6sodx
  10. I'm just here to watch the Browns pick Shough and for the ensuing Kiper meltdown.
  11. How wonderful for him. And a 5-year Texas guy, who got to see the wheels fall off under Hermy and rebuild with Sark. Hook em, Jahdae!
  12. ☝️☝️ This right here. Draft analysts are the lowest of the low. If you can't get a job anywhere else in sports, become a draft analyst. Make mock drafts. You have a base in the worst throes of football addiction withdrawal, starving for anything at all for a hit. Mock drafts are the fentanyl lacing of football journalism. They are cheaply made and horrible for you. They require no effort. It's the shotgun approach to rage-bait: You have 32 chances to piss people off. And that's the goal, ultimately: Engagement. Kiper and all these other dumbshits have jobs because we keep talking about them. They don't have to be right. It's actually better if they ARE wrong, because here I am, like an idiot, TALKING ABOUT HIM. It drives clicks, boss. That's his only job: To bring your football-starved eyes over to ESPN to see what dumb shit Kiper said every day.
  13. I'll have a soft spot in my heart for Packers fans. 1. When we went to see the Packers play the Broncos in the Super Bowl (Elwaycopter) we, in full Broncos regalia, were surrounded by cheeseheads, and they were the nicest, most gracious NFL fans I'd ever seen. (The drunken Jets fan next to us? Not so much.) 2. Blonde PAWGs. I just like Wisconsin people in general. 3. EVERY team should be community-owned if they expect our tax money to fund their stadiums. also I'm happy for Matt Golden. GB's getting a great player at a position of need, and it's a great situation for Golden to head to.
  14. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6306197/2025/04/24/shedeur-sanders-nfl-draft-slide/ kiper's mad they didn't pick shedeur
  15. I'm sorry but... this is just AWESOME.
  16. you forgot "mediocre"
  17. the first player and first QB selected was black
  18. Also: That you, Lieutenant?
  19. See y'all tomorrow.
  20. They are less stupid than literally every mock draft made ever.
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