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SquishMitten

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  1. Fuck me, this one took forever Wordle 710 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 491 3️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Kinda impressed with myself here Daily Sequence Quordle 491 3️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. Looks like all that kit we left behind is being put to good use! We secretly arming them again?
  3. Dalai Parton
  4. Wordle 709 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 490 8️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 490 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Wordle 708 3/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 489 5️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 489 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Apparently you vitamin manufacturers have no respect for time stamps. Outrageous! I will be taking my business elsewhere. (Also, just placed another order from you)
  7. Wowsers Didn’t think it would be so overwhelming. Finally we may be able to get this piece of shit out of office
  8. Well, I’m under the influence of your products at the moment. What do you expect from me?!?
  9. I choose 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 10. Ztejas can have 7. I’ll still take the rest of the field
  10. If she grew a dick and shoved it into my mouth while I was sleeping? I’d certainly have some issues with that.
  11. Interesting way of admitting to sexual assault
  12. So close Wordle 707 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Lotta luck went in to this one Daily Quordle 488 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 488 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 706 4/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 487 9️⃣8️⃣ 🟥4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 487 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Some corruption, yes. But at least they didn’t go along with [redacted because CR reasons] plans, so it wasn’t absolute. Pretty good reason itself to help them.
  15. Wordle 705 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 486 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 486 3️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Wordle 704 3/6* ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 485 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 485 4️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. This shit is sooo close, but it looks like the usual where it breaks apart right after it passes Frankie and the rest of us end up with a few drops
  18. At least 3. Bet there's a lot more than that though. Fuck that place.
  19. SquishMitten replied to Kyrie Eleison's topic in Lulz
    How do you post that and not include the beautiful last line of the article? "The police report does not note whether or not Puttkemery finished."
  20. That dude is insecure as fuck. I'd be perfectly happy with that situation. The money saved from Starbucks alone would make it more than worth it.
  21. Nazi’s with nukes isn’t something I’m looking forward to
  22. Jesus this took forever to come up with Wordle 703 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 484 8️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 484 5️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Somebody realized mid-flight that the windows don’t open so they had to improvise
  24. Nah, fuck all that. I'm going to drink $600 worth of booze.
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