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SquishMitten

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  1. That’s just all the oligarchs collecting their profits. Give it a day or so before everyone else realizes nothing really changed
  2. Bad drugs going around?
  3. Is the dentist married? She could always seduce and then extort him/her
  4. Sucks for her, because you obviously don’t 1099 a receptionist, but what outcome are you looking for here? They just didn’t take out her taxes. Those should’ve been paid already, and they’ll have to be paid now.
  5. So they just have to pay for all the repairs out of pocket? Pretty sure insurance won't cover that, even if they did actually make the cleanup lost costly.
  6. Jessica Davies. 32F. They are real, and they're spectacular.
  7. Hot damn that kid is fast, and not even just for his size!
  8. No love for Andy Kaufman?
  9. Lot of greats are dead, but Norm is the only one I legitimately miss.
  10. First, it's obviously a joke. But to your point, no. It's already named the USS Enterprise. Last I checked, we haven't had a President Enterprise.
  11. So much savings! And <4 hour assembly time!
  12. The paperclips cracked me up
  13. On the plus side, a lot more R voters are going to fall into that category
  14. Rodney Terry to Aggy so they can say they hired our coach?
  15. Oh. I didn’t realize it was 10x the cost of my best watch. I’m out of my element here. Carry on!
  16. Having the box and papers makes all the difference? Who gives a shit about having the box?
  17. Shark complaining to the manager about a hair in its food.
  18. Well, I now know I will never swim in a rooftop pool in an area with seismic activity.
  19. Wat?!? You don’t think she did all the engineering and whateverthefuckelse goes into launching a crypto?!? I am so unhappy with my investment that I based entirely off of her questionable, but likely good, blowjob skills
  20. Oh dang. That reminds me of a picture I took in Mexico last week
  21. It’s generally a good idea to read up on things BEFORE you double down on your position
  22. Is that plaster with a hole through it? It looks like concrete in the picture. If it is, that building is absolutely not safe until it’s been thoroughly inspected
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