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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. No shit. Why the fuck was robo given a penalty? Helluva game from him. Two goals and 6 PIMs. Might get the hatty for the 'fuck you' to end things
  2. Holy shit these car shield commercials. Can't mute them fast enough
  3. she'll cry into the grifted dollars that certainly await her on the other side. i don't feel an ounce of sorry for her
  4. I mean,"hey while you're down there do you wanna blow me?" is just hello in Philly, isn't it?
  5. one of the things that stood out to me about the '99 team - their passing was so crisp, intentional, and effective. just tape-to-tape sublimeness. getting similar vibes with this team, especially on the PP
  6. honestly getting caught on a hot mic with that is probably a blessing as there were probably a million fire-worthy statements before that
  7. yup. we might actually see something like that before this is all over. buckle up!
  8. I'd prefer the reality where we remove it BECAUSE he's not around to see it
  9. put another way, when you are no longer allowed to get ahead by stepping on others and then pulling the ladder up when you get there, that can certainly feel like oppression. sounds like wypipo need some new bootstraps!
  10. or at the very least have opened their third eye and have tapped into other dimensions. or just very lucky. any of those could work
  11. that's super easy to say and totally rolls off the tongue. didn't think I would live to see Idiocracy in the rear view mirror, but here we are. bring on Dildozer and let's get it over with
  12. hell if I know. the way that ended and the mass exodus is a blurry time for me (was drinking pretty heavily then). I jumped ship as soon as there was an alternative. thank jeebus for shaggy (RIP - also, what's that smell?) and now surly
  13. so, done? was it peaceful today because the hippies no longer had something to bitch about?
  14. Billy and April are probably part of this fucking Cabinet the way the simulation has fucked with everything.
  15. you're braver than I. I have been on the road twice when a Waymo tried to go the wrong way in oncoming traffic. clusterfuck isn't expressive enough. do they have crash statistics yet that compare to human drivers? guess I could look that up...
  16. I mean, that's more of a platform than the pubs currently have, so I say run with it. you got my vote. you'd have 100% of the jewish vote and probably like 80% of the sadist vote, so you have that going for you, which is nice
  17. he didn't just say it, he fucking yelled it. I'm so fucking tired of pretending this shit is ok (as a society)
  18. no, but you see, he's a living god, so it's ok
  19. crazy how ineffective he was in office, but the second he leaves Biden is the most powerful man on the planet. the cognitive dissonance is deafening
  20. The Other Ones Foundation: https://toofound.org/
  21. color me shocked it's not closer to 100%
  22. you know we live in dumb times when the author thought it necessary to add "oil derrick" to make sure the intended audience would understand.
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