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Longhorn_Fan68

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Everything posted by Longhorn_Fan68

  1. basically, yes
  2. 'muricuh!
  3. need to get my wife's brother and family out of FLA. Texas might not be much better, but at least we'll all die together as a family
  4. when the dice stop rolling, will we actually be saved by a jury of our peers? what a country!
  5. lol, did that dildo just come in here, throw shit all over the walls, show us his bullion collection, and then wipe his tiny nuts across the desk on the way out? what a weirdo
  6. Possibly, but I'm not equipped to answer that. I'm not at all against taking a vaccine if it's fairly certain I won't have to experience that again - and I'm guessing the next one won't be so mild
  7. that's good. no more ltir cheating
  8. they gotta make sure all the strings are well attached and his living makeup looks good.
  9. that's good news. it was prescribed to me but since I am under 50, I couldn't find a pharmacy to administer it (I have fixed that part - now to get a new scrip). I had both chickenpox and a mild case of shingles in my 30's, so I am motivated to get it. even the "mild" case was hell.
  10. should just combine all the categories and say the #1 cause of childhood death is republicanism
  11. it doesn't matter how he treats them, it matters who is using them for cover to commit crimes while the courts decide if what they're doing is illegal or not
  12. man, I used to love playing with army men, especially around 4th of july when firecrackers were in abundant supply. blowing up the grounds crew doesn't hit the same
  13. I love this gif bc my mind goes immediately to what she is commenting about. underrated flick, imo
  14. isn't that everywhere? most ppl have him on ignore
  15. reading this as your username
  16. if dotard dies on labor day I will consider becoming christian again
  17. Probably been discussed but this will probably be the only time we ever play osu without any helmet stickers
  18. Lol, does that stadium smell like feet and ass?
  19. This motherficker calling me during the Texas kickoff, and from California????!!!!
  20. Hookem, motherfuckers! Let's fucking go!
  21. Guess this goes here
  22. seemingly easy task. kinda wild he gets paid as much as he does, but good on him, I guess.
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