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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. No shit. You guys either mucked it up completely and created the first zombie or you guys realized you made a mistake and tried to calm down his friends and family by having someone dress up as the deceased to try and calm things down. Either way this doesn’t sound like a well thought out plan from the chosen people.
  2. I don’t know, but I just tried some 4 mo old homemade eggnog. It was fucking delicious, but I have never had worse smelling flatulence in my life.
  3. Perhaps this should go in the ashamed thread, but at crawfish boils my favorite bits are the garlic cloves, sausage and mushrooms - sometimes all shoved in my mouth at the same time.
  4. Is there a target Adam Sandler audience outside of middle school boys? I say that as someone who enjoyed -They're all going to laugh at you, Billy Madison, etc - between the ages of 10-13, but then never again.
  5. Super like in really awesome? Doesn't matter, one of the kids have an ear infection - so I can just steal their amoxicillin. Damn, I was going to wait until Sunday to grab some pizza. May have to hit up Via tonight.
  6. Have you tried watching them with your pants on? My wife normally avoids them, but if she gets the hint of a cold - fucking Hallmark/Drew Barrymore/Hugh Grant until the fever breaks.
  7. I didn't realize that Real was attempting to compete in any of the other competitions this year.
  8. Crossroads and a Hipster I'll throw in a Trailer Park or Mad Cow if I had a long run that day.
  9. I have simply come to expect that I will hit the HS cap for the next several years on the initial assessment - especially since I'm much lower than my neighbors. Therefore, the high end benchmark for the tax companies will be set for a while. I haven't been able to find lower comps in the area the past several years, so I just say fuck it - do your thing ProTax.
  10. I've had ProTax for the past 3 years and my average increase in 78731 has been 2.3%. I am currently sitting about 25% lower than other similar houses on the same block. New appraised valuation is up 18%. Typical pre-appeal increases have been in the same ball park (15-20%).
  11. Si, Fly. I will send your shit to the moon for $200. Cash only.
  12. Wife and other kid are sick at home, so 5 yo and I go out to eat dinner. He's been good all day, so when the waiter comes by to ask about drinks I recommend a lemonade. He doesn't get much other than water or milk, so he get psyched over this. I start to order a beer when he pipes back in. 5 yo "Oh, and can I have a water also. Please" Waiter - "Sure thing" 5 yo - "Thank you. I need to drink water because it helps with my poo poo" * Waiter - "That is true. You have to stay hydrated." 5 yo - " You should drink water for your poo poo too." Waiter - "Thanks for the advice." * He used to get constipated around the time he was potty training, so water and veggies were pushed on him as remedies. This is the one lesson that apparently has not been forgotten so far.
  13. This is absolutely not true at all. Chillicothe, Moscow, and Gallipolis are disgusting shit holes. The whole place should be razed and the earth salted. The only redeeming places nearby are across the river in WV and KY.
  14. Is there really much IP into putting 75 lbs of polyurethane into a cooler that can hold a six pack? Working with R&D, it always amazes me that pretty much every single step of every process can be/and is patented.
  15. For steaks, I always do 130 for an hour or two. I use this as a guide. i actually think sous vide is better for leaner/less marbled cuts like pork/lamb chops. The fuck up window is a lot smaller.
  16. The legitimate downside to the Cotton Bowl was that it was as hot as ever living fuck during the games there in 94.
  17. I hope that shitbag Rafa Marquez has as fitting an end to this World Cup as he did to the last one.
  18. Without my input, my wife invited both pre-K classes to the oldest's birthday party (30 kids + associated parents/siblings) at the house. Only 4 nos so far. Sweet baby Jesus, don't let it rain.
  19. Shreveport kid is still making good I see. I think extreme DUI may be over 0.15, but perhaps extreme in this case involves the exposure. Also, according to google - they apparently have a super extreme DUI in Arizona for over .2.
  20. Visca El Barca Valverde will somehow get this team to snooze to a treble. Everyone else will wonder how the fuck they let that happen.
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