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Mdhorn

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  1. I was told Sark could now concentrate on the offense.
  2. Turnip is going to fabricate some kind of last minute mess that requires his direct payoff or the games get cancelled.
  3. I'll just say in advance, that if this happens, I won't be renewing my Surly subscription.
  4. Plus, wouldn't they charge per visit, to gauge real interest?
  5. Arch is all grown up—transformed this season before our eyes. Balled out today. Who wouldn’t want to take handoffs or catch passes and benefit financially from this manchild?
  6. That was a collective effort of suckage--the offense went 3/11 on third downs, rushed for 52 yards at 2.0 ypc, gave up a safety off a blocked punt, Manning was sacked 6 times by a team that only had 3 sacks total up to then (4 games), 70 yards worth of penalties (albeit not all on offense), and 2 ints. Sark was lucky Manning wasn't seriously injured in that game. In the first half, the offense scored all of 7 points. And despite it all, Texas still had a slim chance to stay alive at the end. This was a game that effectively helped begin to reshape Sark's offensive scheme for the rest of the year, along with the offensive line. Had Sark won, who knows what dumb shit we would've witnessed against OU. And while I like the Muschamp hire, I hope in the end, PK serves as a stop gap coach in the grand scheme, a defensive coach that bridged between roaming the desert and an eventual championship defensive hire. But Sark's still going to have to fix his offense, and it starts with blocking.
  7. That has to be a troll harking back to a 1939 championship mentality. Where to even begin..
  8. I don’t know that you have to go that big, but he wants the damn ball. What about a speedy guy from a smaller u that plays a few big schools, that has sure hands, and can get separation?
  9. I'll start off next year's articles--2026 will be different for both Elko and Reed, since both have chips on their shoulder after 2025 ended at home, with both needing a win against a team with a pulse. Coach blood going to beat the ever loving piss out of Reed next year, should he still be in maroon. We all know how this ends for Elko--B_Y O_T. I'd like to solve. And where the hell is Ruben the Ghost Owens? Regardless of whether he disappears or not in big games, glad they won that battle. Reed, Owens, and Elko, the trifecta of aggy culture.
  10. DOGSHIT--fake team. Gifted 15 yards by the refs and still managed to do what losers do.
  11. The run has been there all game. Just keep doing it. It's not complicated.
  12. Texas did their job and beat the fuck out of these losers.
  13. Just run every play. The U is going to get more yards since aggy will try and stand guys up to strip the ball. A fg wins this so just run time and profit off extra yards and take the W over an absolute dogshit team.
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