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miguelito

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  1. I bet a dragon killed him.
  2. I don't want to think that much in the morning, especially before I've had coffee.
  3. Juliooooo! Salami!!!! *against the White Sox
  4. That explains my itchy eyes, too.
  5. Like anyone (with a Texas education) could know that.
  6. That's a nice sweep of the Padres.
  7. I like that Seattle and San Diego are playing in the Vedder Cup.
  8. And till he can hit a 2 foot putt without going through a 5 minute routine to line it up.
  9. And that alligator had a secretary named Lincoln.
  10. He still thinks asylum seekers are from insane asylums. Has no one explained it to him in small enough words?
  11. As my mom likes to say, "yeah, but how many snakes have seen you?"
  12. Yeah, but what if I want to die with the knowledge he isn't in?
  13. She's got upper management, and a lot of other things, written all over her.
  14. Those numbers could also be his victim's ages.
  15. I am (half) serious, and don't call me Shirley.
  16. "Permanent" isn't the same thing as "lifetime," Rob.
  17. Maybe he's blind.
  18. He just watched Lethal Weapon 2, didn't he? I mean, that chick was pretty hot.
  19. Well, that wasn't a good series at home against Canada. Maybe we'll do better against the, aw shit the Yankees are next.
  20. No, that was because she was black.
  21. It'll be a while before we have another rain delay at any event. You see, it's never going to rain again. And the record-breaking heat this week will quickly negate any benefits the recent rains brought.
  22. "I like to fill the bathtub with water, then turn the shower on and pretend I'm in a submarine that's been hit." -Steven Wright
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