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miguelito

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  1. Fucking apple tv.
  2. Looks like he bit the Sphinx's ear, too. And nose.
  3. I kind of agree, but I'd prefer it if the ump called the strike before the pitch even got to the plate, a la Enrico Palazzo.
  4. Me: Oh shit! Why is the Biden thread marked HOT!?!?! Oh. Ana'd.
  5. What kind of okra is that? I got some seeds for some kind of giant okra, and the 'fruits' are like half the size and shape of a damn football. Almost too big (TWSS). I think I'd rather have that smaller normal size that you have (TWSS).
  6. "Hey, hang that painting up next to the plaque that says Aggies never lie or cheat or ... you know what, let's hang it up in Billy's office."
  7. How do you keep Bob Stoops out of your garden?
  8. I hate this thread, but I read it so I know what to expect from my parents.
  9. I think I'm learning sign language just watching that gif.
  10. For reference, here's my grandmother in front of the Brisket glacier in 1991. Settle down, Armybrat. I'm in the background somewhere touching the glacier.
  11. What's going on with Tim's right foot there, and how is it bad for Kamala?
  12. I once hit a pitching wedge 140 yards. I was about 30 yards off the green and I bladed it...
  13. Forget it, Jake. It's SoDo No Go.
  14. Sigh. Another quality start / no decision by the starter, blown save / loss by the bullpen.
  15. Yes, but they were only assistant pep talks, not head pep talks.
  16. Watching that would be like watching Mikey's voicemail scene from Swingers for 2 hours.
  17. For fact checking, just hook each candidate up to an electric shock collar and give them a jolt when they lie. Kind of like Venkman's experiment in Ghostbusters.
  18. No, I got the joke. I was adding to the thread. It wasn't much of a joke anyway.
  19. There is a parade tomorrow in Boerne. It was scheduled last week whether or not they won the whole thing. I don't have any problem with that. The kids did alright.
  20. Take that shit to the ideal gas law thread.
  21. NTTAWWT, but seat 10 might also come with a handjob.
  22. John Halama.
  23. My wife had to leave early this morning for a flight. She woke me up at 4am to say goodbye and tell me, "I'm leaving now. Dan Wilson's the new manager." "Of what?" "The Mariners." "They have a manager." "They fired Scott." "This is a weird conversation."
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