So paint for us the picture of what you think happened. Who was involved in the planning? How was the shooter selected? Was he willing ready to die like an Al Qaeda suicide bomber just to get Trump elected? Did they decide on which cultist in the audience should die or was that just left up to random chance? Was Trumpâs blood real or fake? Did the shooter get lucky to accidentally inflict damage or wax he a supremely skilled marksman willing to sacrifice his life in a phony assassination attempt?
Spin us a credible yarn on how your conspiracy theory might have played out.
Sorry, but âSecret Service never wouldâve done thatâ isnât a sufficient explanation. How about this? Itâs fucking Trump, they like him, and do as theyâre told. Have you considered that maybe they didnât do their job as well as they should have? Maybe because everything Trump touches dies?
Not everything is a conspiracy. Most things arenât. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Letâs hear your story.