Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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2022 K Will Stone
The “transport portal” is different than the “transfer portal.” Gibson is going to American Truck Driver School.
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2026 OT John Turntine
Bueckers is 6’, so he may even be taller than his listed 6’ 3 1/2 but yeah, no way he’s anywhere near 285 (what his 247 profile claims). Common sense tells you he’s been prescribed a nutrition plan for weight gain but there’s a long way to go. Maybe he’s one of those country strong skinny dudes like Bob Lilly, throwing Volkswagens around and shit.
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.29 - 11:30am LHN/ESPN App
It’s prolly AI
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.29 - 11:30am LHN/ESPN App
LHN app had a thumbnail claiming the newser was underway, but it wouldn’t open for me, now it’s gone. Is it working for anyone?
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BB27
Competitively, Ashley probably did as little as any winner in BB history, but it is a strategy to remain in the life raft for the duration, then cut throats at the end, and she smartly did that with Morgan. She then eviscerated the Eternal Loser Vince before the jury, appropriately guessing he was already road kill, so that was essentially piling on (but fun to watch). I have solace knowing Vince Panaro now knows he is greatly disliked by his housemates and America and probably his girlfriend. He’s a weepy piece of shit. I’m so glad Keanu won America’s Favorite Player after all the politicking by Rachel’s husband. He deserves it. I don’t watch Derka’s beloved Challenge shows, but here’s to hoping Keanu and Vince are both involved, and the big guy gets to legally blow up that little crybaby during some competition, leaving only a spinning handlebar mustache as residue.
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2025 Random Games thread
The physics go awry, you land in a way that creates too much torque or force or pressure… and you wind up with a shattered lower leg. Get well, arky receiver, it sucks. Good luck.
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BB27
So I’d read or heard that pussy Vince played college baseball (maybe it was on his intro to the show, mentioned here, I don’t know where I heard it), so I googled it. Colorado Christian University in 2013. He seems to have been the worst reliever of all time. Was his inclusion on the team a bit, like when they let the towel boy shoot a three at the end of a basketball blowout? Three brief appearances, great ERA, douchebag 🤣 https://ccucougars.com/sports/baseball/roster/vince--panaro/757
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2025 Game Week 4: Sam Houston @ Texas
Wasn’t a first down
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2025 Game Week 4: Sam Houston @ Texas
Is he capable of throwing a ball that’s not a yard off the ground?
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2025 Random Games thread
Really impressed with Tech’s Hammond. Kid can play.
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NFL Fans going goon not going away
Good observation, bargain cruise lines and NFL games are indeed giving off the same vibe these days. Like shit kicker bars in the 80’s, don’t go to one unless you are prepared to throw down or have the maturity to let some stuff slide.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.15 - 11:30am
In 1993, Baylor beat SMU in Dallas without ever throwing a pass. J.J. Joe had a bad shoulder and Chuck Reedy obviously thought he was still better than the back up. Three BU running backs went over 100 yards that day.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.15 - 11:30am
Jordan Shipley was a ghost… until he wasn’t.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.15 - 11:30am
Maybe he’ll talk about how people’s faces look when they are taking a shit again.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.15 - 11:30am
You, sir, know how to find a silver lining. ”So, you’re looking to buy a used car? How about this beauty! Sure, it doesn’t have an engine, tires don’t have any lug nuts and the steering wheel seems to be missing, but wow, look at that paint job!”
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UCLA's return to dominance no longer featuring DeShaun Foster
I’m pretty sure GILF is the more accurate acronym
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Everyone in the stadium can see it. The kid can’t play. Why he’s sucking, injury, mental, who knows
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
And there are the boos in the stadium
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Complete dogshit
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UCLA's return to dominance no longer featuring DeShaun Foster
I just saw the score of the New Mexico game. Holy shit. Poor Foster seems to be horribly ill suited for this job, I can’t imagine he lasts the season.
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NFL Week 2
Is that one of those infamous non-contact knee injuries? I guess not
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No, forever and ever.