Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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A Pedophile Stole My Putter
That putter has been up more asses than the Rose of Tralee
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
I came here to write, “First, Raquel Welch, now her co-presenter at the Academy Awards.” RIP, Phil, you tried to keep that business classy. Couldn’t do it, but you tried. So you’re at the wake and whisper, “Psst, which one is Marlo?” ”That girl!”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Not sure I liked Bell painfully walking like Fred Sanford in a “I’m comin’ to join ya, Elizabeth!” moment after landing funny following the TD throw celebration, but he has a couple years to work that out.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
This really just happened, no fucking lie… Wordle 1,155 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
So, Nahlin’s “source” is a hundred years old.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
As expected, Tilmon to Utah.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Sanders looks so much like a muffin Elko tried to eat him.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
You need to stick around. Others have tried to fill your vacuum and fail. You don’t need to be the Machinator of old, I imagine that was a full time job. Glad to see you post.
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The 2024 Olympic Volleyball Thread
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The 2024 Olympic Volleyball Thread
She was the 21 year old Italian with brown hair and a perfect ass.
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
Despite Gaskamp Award notions for Juan and despite all indications he’s a great guy, I find it hard to believe he’ll have a bigger impact than Niblack. Unless Niblack is considered more of an H-back.
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The 2024 Olympic Volleyball Thread
Is it wrong to say I really enjoy watching the Italian team more than the USA?
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2024 Fall Camp Thread - Bubble Wrap ALL THE RB
It’s kinda hard to appear on the 2024 Doak Walker Award Watch List when it hasn’t been released yet.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.
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A.D Mitchell
You make a good point…
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A.D Mitchell
Great catch, but with all respect to Iverson and “it’s practice,” get up and score (they had refs spotting the ball, so where you land/ended up with the ball seemed to matter). OK, I’ll go yell at some clouds now. Glad to see him doing well, that weirdly bad rap he received seems to have created a useful, spite-filled chip on his shoulder.
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Transfer Portal Development - Feedback Needed
What Gerry Says: This is where you insert what Gerry says about the player. 😄 Bobby’s Need-ometer (a 1-10 ranking of how important the player is to the Texas class). He can provide context on whether it’s a positional need or if that particular transfer is just that dude.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Just watched Womack’s hudl from 2147’s link, he had multiple scoring plays with punt returns and INTs, and I’m pretty sure he was jogging most of the time, kinda funny to watch.
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SEC Media Days
You know who does “horns down?”: Just own the fucking thing. As noted above, it represents a pissed off longhorn. If Sark were to attend a rally and say something like, “Thanks to everyone for reminding us what an angry longhorn looks like” and flashed it, it takes away any perceived power. Of course, CDC probably likes the cut from decal sales from moron sooner and aggy fans.
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Happy 100th birthday to DKR
I never heard about that… and LG was even a Houston Cougar! Thanks for the remembrance.
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Happy 100th birthday to DKR
Hopefully, he’ll receive this greeting. As we all know, the #100 and Coach Royal will always have added significance. So Coach, hope you’re resting well, chilling with some of your buddies and good music. Hook ‘em.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Next…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I suspect he’s waiting for sunset because they have some gender reveal style fireworks display with the school colors. So, about 20 minutes from now…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Kinda like the “what is really Houston?” debate, did your parents tell you your skull was part of your back?