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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. Excuse me, Sir. This is the stonks thread. Hookers and blow should wait until IBRX rockets to the moon. The goal is a lifetime of hookers and blow while traveling the world, not one weekend in Vegas.
  2. Maybe it was his lack of concentration during camps.
  3. “They can’t keep getting away with this.” There’s no justice.
  4. Gig-‘em chants incoming during one game a year.
  5. I think Kanye just wrote a song that has a great beat and can be used when he’s coming on the field to kick.
  6. Correct, but then a USC coach sent him a text, “We use TE like the NFL.” That sealed the deal.
  7. UUUU with some after hours positive energy.
  8. I'm assuming a few Surly members received the class action settlement email regarding IBRX?
  9. My advice, disconnect your economics education from your short-term trading.
  10. This news isn’t sensational enough. We must twist it a bit.
  11. Probably from the same group of liars the rest of the data comes from.
  12. I've been seeing multiple reports of this from other sources regarding JPM and Goldman's numbers. This could get ugly...
  13. Thanks for bringing back those memories…
  14. I pulled your mom's hair to provide guidance.
  15. Just pain killers, from constantly stepping on it?
  16. The Stockfather has spoken: Buffett said he doesn’t see many attractive investments that he understands these days, but he believes that one day Berkshire will be “bombarded with opportunities that we will be glad we have the cash for.”
  17. Having this conversation on this website is pointless. These statements are the dumbest shit they’ve ever heard.
  18. “I think you should sell.” / The entities who actually make a stock move once they have all the shares they want.
  19. Neither has Dia Bell, but he received an offer over a year ago. If you remember being a teenager, a year felt like an eternity, especially if you had been getting attention from someone else during that period.
  20. I caution against you dumping your childhood trauma on Surly.
  21. Have you thought about buying the dip? Then, the next dip? Then…
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