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Mileslong

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  1. Yes, this was the fake Jerry Jones who also said that his wife Jean needed a new box of wine, and since his driveway was frozen, he had to have his helicopter fly her to the store to get her some. Said the damn box of wine cost him $5,000. Next time he said he was going going to hire people to lay down in his driveway until their body heat melted the ice. lmao
  2. As I heard today, I will hire some poor people to run in a giant hamster wheel to generate power for my house...
  3. I wonder what people would think it Giuliani left NYC on 9/11 for a little vacation in Nassau because he felt like the air was a little too dusty for he and his family’s liking...
  4. Bwaahahaha
  5. To those of you worried about your food spoiling etc. you have thought about just putting it in a cooler on your back porch right?
  6. Username checks out
  7. If you’re old you will know who this is
  8. Weird, I guess due to spotty cell service I can’t see any pics coming through on your post.
  9. Curry muffed punt 1984 cotton bowl losing MNC The catch The drop
  10. Man Lashley had to have left a crater in that green and didn’t repair it
  11. And that should just about do it for Jordan
  12. Berger’s swing makes my wrists ache...
  13. Hey lashley, you should take a practice swing or thirty
  14. Maverick McNealy grows up in a house on the 16th hole at Pebble Beach, Jesus h
  15. I’m more scared of cantlay than Berger
  16. I can’t decide what I like better, the golf play though every two minutes or the constant advertising scroll at the bottom of the screen. Because i really want to know what the score was for LA Sparks WNBA team last night. But it’s brought to you by US Bank so it’s important. You couldn’t even see Jordan’s putt on the first hole because of the GD scroll. Do we have to have advertising for every single second of airtime?! End of rant
  17. Let’s see what’s new in my little golf world. In the last two months. Shot my first 72 with no mulligans and putting out every hole since I took up golf again two years ago. Followed up that round with an 87, like how does that even happen? By hitting 3 fairways and two OB that’s how. Missed a hole in one by less than an inch two weeks ago Did my first swing evaluation ever at Golftec. A week ago. Takes aways, while I center most shots and he said I had great tempo I sometimes close the club face causing hooks and with the driver I had an ugly ass slight over the top sometimes which causes pulls etc. Then he put my video up next to Colin Morikawa and although I only weigh 190 I look old and fat. Begged him to turn it off..[emoji35] Added these two beauties to the arsenal. Because we know the more you spend the better you play. Replacing this spiteful bitch And added this yesterday
  18. When Max Homa is hitting balls do they say Homa on the range?
  19. Wait for it...
  20. As my first act as fan/coach of the fan controlled Zappers, I am announcing that I am benching Johnny Manziel in favor of Kenny Hill...
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