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SHOOTER12

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  1. 38 Texas 17 fuckeyes 288 yardage
  2. Thanks, dammit it's not showing up on DirecTV's programming guide.
  3. Whaaaaat? Details please...
  4. ...and the morbidly obese families with 3 kids blocking entire aisles walking side by side very slowly, if at all.
  5. Awww Sydney shut the Frick up... lol
  6. Anyone from the Nacogdoches area going? Willing to share gas expense and driving. Due to health issues and lack of familiar with the area I won't go by myself. Thanks
  7. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Sometimes it really sucks. Prosthesis came loose and fell. Broke arm in 16 places. Not to mention ripped hole in leg. Then 6 weeks later had a heart attack resulting in triple bypass.
  8. That's it, all I could think of was "niclecast" or "nickleback" or some crap like that, thanks SC
  9. My memory fails me, but who was the poster so concerned about tailored (Houston?) jerseys? He was gay or bi or something.
  10. So....when he pees would it be considered diarrhea?
  11. So...he'd pay $11.86? What a maroon...
  12. No, I threw his drunk ass over my shoulder and got him away from there, although looking back at things he pulled later on I should have let him do it.
  13. This reminds me of a trip to boys town by Laredo back in the early 80s. One of our party wanted to knock out the cop working security because his pistola appeared to be rusted solid.
  14. Yes, and further proof my wife is an idiot.
  15. SHOOTER12

    Ozzy has passed.

    Yeah, his solo guitarists re-inspired me to hit the wood shed and practice my ass off. There were a few times I spent as much as 10 hours a day upstairs in my home studio studying Rand, Jake and Zakk. RIP Ozzy, you will be missed but I know you and Randy are already tearing it up, up there.🎸🎸🎸
  16. SHOOTER12

    Ozzy has passed.

    Nope, Billy...
  17. Should have bitch slapped him.
  18. They only had a "part time" Dairy Queen, an it helped our motel business.
  19. Lol, reminds me of when we were building our restaurant in Eden and I had to demo an old house on the property. I was using D3 dozer to knock it down. When I knocked one wall down and threw the dozer in reverse I thought "damn look at all the dust". At that point I had already put the dozer in 1st gear and was approaching the house again when I realized it wasn't dust...it was freaking wasps, gazillion of them that had apparently been building nests in the house and walls forever. I slammed the dozer in park and jumped off the dozer and started running as fast as I could on the shoulder along US87. That's when I realized I didn't get the dozer all the way into park, I had it in reverse, and it was going backwards into US87. My one legged ass somehow got back quick enough to avoid a catastrophe and get the dozer out of the highway. Much fun and many stings were to be had by all. NCS bro....
  20. I'm still wondering how I wound up rooting for Louisville???
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