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SHOOTER12

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  1. Wrong side brother, but it would stretch a horses ass.
  2. Those big bulges in those weird pants...is that where they put their colostomy bags.
  3. Well, one part of me is..... But otherwise, you're right.
  4. I need one of those stickers. I might be limping that day and I might not. What those assholes don't realize is that most of the time I get in the store I'm hurting so bad I have to stop several times just to slip my prosthesis off several times and wait until the pain abates. Also my afib and congestive heart failure don't show.
  5. Must be said, FUCK FOX and PEACOCK.
  6. Don't EVEN insinuate that we're as stupid as aggy dude.
  7. Laughing my fucking ass off. Stumbled across The Pulse:Texas A&M Football on ESPNU. Here's a shot of mighty aggy cosplay army cannon being fired after aggy field goal against OSU...
  8. [Carrie] "don't pay him any attention, he was born an asshole and just grew bigger".[Ann]
  9. So my $5 is lying to me? Dirty, filthy lying cash. I'll never trust a $5 bill again.
  10. $5 Says he'll be in portal again before his career is over.
  11. Same BS Stuckeys used to do with their billboards.
  12. If I were the cashier(or customer behind her) I'd embarrass the hell out of her. As a customer, I might even flip it over in the aisle.
  13. Seriously though, how is it pronounced?
  14. Forecast is changing every hour or so.
  15. News here said we have a 50% chance of losing power....fark!
  16. Hell you sent the invitation cutie, lololol
  17. Depending on the weather app, it's calling for 8°-11° here in Nastydouches with 36-48 hours below freezing. I started getting ready this morning as it's going to be hell getting it done with a destroyed shoulder.
  18. Hell I see 8-10 inches here every time I take a leak.
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