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SHOOTER12

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  1. Don't think that they are paying g shit. How old is the loan they took from the academic side that they haven't paid back?
  2. Johnson repeatedly getting the back of his head bounced off the turf is going to prove disastrous for his health.
  3. But, it's in dog years? lol
  4. Just when a normal person thinks they cannot possibly get any dumber....they up the ante.
  5. Hell I thought they said Ipecac.
  6. Ftfy, more accurate.
  7. SHOOTER12 replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    ...and by his own admission never makes a mistake. How brilliant is that?
  8. He wouldn't, just like a lot of receivers.
  9. Yeah, and look at the genius he turned out to be. They'd have been better off landing(and paying for)a tuna.
  10. THIS.RIGHT.HERE. I know we have some incredible talent at WR and slot and TE, but this man is a weapon that cannot be overlooked.
  11. Damned straight!
  12. Hot damn, finally, thank you Troph, hit the nail on the head.
  13. SHOOTER12 replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    STFU David, for chrissakes back away from the ridiculous.
  14. SHOOTER12 replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I don't either. There's going to be a squad of pissed off players sharpening their horns for the kill.
  15. SHOOTER12 replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I saw several posts stating Sark wasn't getting out coached today, he's got it going on etc etc. Now he sucks and he's a dumbass. There were several things that hurt us in this game, multiple blatant face mask penalties that went uncalled, the guys coming out as flat and cold as an Eskimo tit, all the uncalled offensive holding calls on blowusux that were ignored by the officials, not to mention some key players getting dinged up. We lost a fucking tough one that really hurt, but if we had held ou on their last drive, Sark would be hailed as a genius. Relax, there will be better days, and it's damned sure not over yet.
  16. No shit, I'm now officially 106 years old. My cardiologist would shit if he knew I was still watching my Horns.
  17. Told mine to shut up and go mow the fucking yard.
  18. JWhitt never quits, feed him!
  19. Damn ABC's broadcast sucks.
  20. WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUUUCK???
  21. Re College Gameday: Why does Brent Venereal look like a meth head? Wait, never mind, hungover and forgot methlahoma. (Srsly, he looks like he'll. Give that bitch a corny dog.)
  22. Quoted because it cannot be overstated.
  23. LONGHORNS: 55 BlowUsucks dickbutt17 Rush Yds. 227
  24. Its 5:00am, and they still suck.
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