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CHIEF

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  1. I could put together a team just from the people I know that would beat the WNBA Champion. If I took "applicants", I could do it with just players from my hometown of Granbury. CHIEF
  2. I could put together a group of late 30s to early 40 year old guys, in a 25 mile radius (to include my cousin) that could beat any WNBA team after about three days of practice to shake the rust off. They would do it for free. Kinda like the 15 and under boys team beating the Australian Women's National Team 13-0. Those boys should have made those bitches put up their salary for the privilege of playing them. Kinda like drag racing for pink slips. CHIEF
  3. I'm sure the truck driver could have told them that company policy does not allow hitchhikers, and it is a fireable offense to pick one up. Also the liability of riding on the truck frame, behind the cab is strictly forbidden by our insurer. CHIEF
  4. Nobody put up Arch's press conference at SEC Media Day yet? CHIEF
  5. This is what you do if you want your kids to be able to drive a standard. Hell, CHIEF Jr. could stop halfway up a hill, in our Jeep, slip the clutch perfectly, and take off again in the three hours it took me to drive out to the deer lease. Three days is more than enough time. But, every person should be able to drive a standard in my opinion. It would be a tragedy to be caught up in a natural disaster, and the cause of death was, "died because they couldn't drive a standard". CHIEF
  6. My first house, in Cypress Creek, off of 620 was $102,000, in 1997. I paid $150k for a two year old boat with 116 hours. Crazy shit. CHIEF
  7. I agree. A country needs to be the point of origin for most of their country's "top secret" innovations, and present that on the markets. There are about to be some rich Ukrainians. CHIEF
  8. Gotcha. Not people to fly them, but people to maintain them. Wow. I just assumed it was a Harbor Freight ratchet with metric sockets, who new. And that isn't said with sarcasm, just good knowledge CHIEF
  9. If I were Ukraine, I would have an open offer to any former F-16 pilot. We will pay you $1,000,000 per mission to fight on our behalf. We will make sure your family receives the money, if you are killed. I mean, at least your family is guaranteed a million dollars. Brave men have died for a lot less. CHIEF
  10. Sales should go through the roof. Even our decommissioned shit is better than what Russia, NK, and China are throwing out there. The only competition is probably Rheinmetal, even then, it pales in comparison. I like the idea of other countries at least paying as much of their GDP, as we do as Americans. Policing the World on the backs of the American taxpayer, and being ungrateful much of the time, is what some of these countries deserve. Too many folks in the cart, and not enough pushing. CHIEF
  11. I saw something in LULZ the other day that reminded me of aggy football. Hope, at the beginning, only to end up in the jet wash by November.Someone needs to put an aggy jersey on that pigeon. CHIEF
  12. I don't think they will get past the dam, at Canyon. Everyone knows why, but I ain't gonna say it. CHIEF
  13. In 2016, our neighbor tied his johnboat to a sliding chain, about 6 miles below the Granbury dam. It had just gotten dark, about 8:30 pm. We all went back to the houses, above flood stage. Before 6 am, he had a call from the Corps of Engineers to come get his boat off the rocks at the Whitney dam. Over 100 miles in, at the most, 8 hours. How it didn't get snagged? I don't know. Having lived all but six years of my fifty seven years on the Brazos river, I've seen it bone dry, and I've seen it 40 feet deep, a half mile wide, and runnin' 30 mph, in the middle. God only knows how far they can travel. CHIEF
  14. Well godspeed. You are a very admirable dude. You, my friend, have fought some of the most crazy shit I have ever seen and, somehow came out sane on the other side. CHIEF
  15. This was your friend's baby girl? CHIEF
  16. Josh Weathers, one of our Church's song leaders and a rising Red Dirt Country star is doing a FaceBook concert, and has raised $206k in less than 2.5 hours. I bid $7500 for a "house" concert, it went for $36k, I thought I was overbidding. Someone has another big heart, and a bigger checkbook. Just wonderful to hear. CHIEF
  17. That's almost as bad as me on the toilet, after eating Flamin' Hot Chicharrones dipped in Crystal Hot Sauce. CHIEF
  18. I’m sure this is crippling. So no Guinness, butter, Jameson, leprechauns, or pots of gold. I give Ireland 30 days and they cave. CHIEF
  19. Here is my current setup: I I'm a Sonic ice chewing dude all day. I have been through three additional ice makers, before this one. All made really good ice. All others succumbed to lime scale. Our water is really hard, and the scale made them eventually just grind to a halt even with routine cleaning and descaling. I went to this pitcher, made by Culligan, that gets the ppm down to RO level water. The problem, the water is so pure and clear that you have to eat it fast for that Sonic ice texture, or it will end up a hard, clear crystal. But, the ice maker, itself, is clean as a whistle. CHIEF
  20. Better be 101 not that sissy 86 proof shit. CHIEF
  21. Another reason the US is so protective of Israel, is there are over 700k American citizens there, either full, or part time. Over forty of the 1200 victims from October 7th were American citizens. If Israel was wiped off the face of the Earth, it would be like killing everyone in Wyoming. Same reason we won't see anything from the Russians, three million of the Israeli settlers are Russian jews. CHIEF
  22. If the regime is toppled, I bet there will be an Iranian "Audie Murphy". A war hero with more western values, and the backbone it will take to be the Prime Minister of a democratic Iran. Let's just hope he doesn't get power hungry. CHIEF
  23. This will only end with a regime change. Which will not be possible without arming some of the populous, and convincing most of the IRGC to join in. I'm not sure the IRGC would do it without some serious concessions from the populous, that basically leaves them in power. CHIEF
  24. The BBC's Armstrong & Miller "The Origins of....." videos, on YouTube are absolutely killer. The facial expressions are probably some of the best I have ever seen: CHIEF
  25. I said if it were ME. He is a smart fucker, I'm sure he has it on the iCloud somewhere. CHIEF
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