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Quagmire

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  1. I spank banked your GF
  2. You would have saved more money and you not bought them [emoji851]
  3. Is it me or have the flies been bad this summer? Never remember this many being out , need a automated bug a salt
  4. How attached are you to this tree? When is the funeral ?
  5. The fact they can’t cut bills in half just shows how much they try to fuck you in the first place. Shit is out of control. My wife went in for a pretty small procedure , we were on our way home 1 hour later. 33k bill to insurance , fucking robbers
  6. Twice, he’s just ok though
  7. So another year of butt hurt ?
  8. I’d trust my own doctors opinion over a team doctor too, no conflict of interest there.
  9. I’d like to see her in yogurt pants
  10. Idiots [emoji851]
  11. Cause he loves dick so much
  12. I think it’s a Charlie horse
  13. Lol your wasting your time. People will use every excuse in the book to justify giving a cell phone to an 8 year old . 16 when they start driving seems fine but most just give in to stop kids from bugging them because little jimmy across the street has one .
  14. Golden state is fucked
  15. How come every vegan yoga teacher looks exactly the same ?
  16. Is there anything more annoying than seeing curry chew on his mouthpiece?
  17. Shave your dick big foot
  18. Meh when you fill it back up it will go right back
  19. Because chicks don’t want to suck a nasty hairy dick?
  20. Just get a cheap norelco, they break or the battery dies after a few years so might as well go cheap. I love when my wife uses mine on her pussy then I shave my head and her pubes come out
  21. Fuck their moms, if that doesn’t work, fuck their dads.
  22. Crazy that fucko only got 10 years hard labor for destroying a city and killing people. And went back to work in the industry after
  23. Always get the biggest
  24. Nuance pdf does all that shit
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