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HenryJames

Certifiably Surly
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Everything posted by HenryJames

  1. Roster’s out, gays. https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/baseball/roster
  2. Austin half marathon in progress.
  3. Put the phone down and stomp that guy out.
  4. Going to start a gofundme to get you a proper beer glass.
  5. Dude needs to go get a fucking job.
  6. I gave your mom some uncut cocaine in meat form last night.
  7. I rode in your mom's spacecraft last night.
  8. Read it in the voice of Werner Herzog.
  9. Yeah, I don't know how people in every other city in the world are able to do this.
  10. It's Surly. The city does anything and it's WHARRGARBL!
  11. Graduate Student (2024) • Contributed on special teams against Fresno State (Aug. 31), Texas (Sept. 7), USC (Sept. 21), Michigan State (Oct. 26), Oregon (Nov. 2) • Played at guard and contributed on special teams against Arkansas State (Sept. 14) • Played at left tackle and contributed on special teams against Minnesota (Sept. 28) • Started at left tackle at Washington (Oct. 5), at Illinois (Oct. 19) • Played as the sixth lineman and contributed on special teams against Michigan State (Oct. 26), at Ohio State (Nov. 30)
  12. Which charity will make me feel the smuggest?
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