Everything posted by bschoolprof
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I've got a luscious V going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro
wasn't half the movie improvised? He was probably just riffing. I think Adam Scott has said as much. The whole "I haven't had a carb since 2004" was completely ad libbed.
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I've got a luscious V going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro
Are Bonita fish big?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
6 to midnight
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I've got a luscious V going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro
Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
I took a day off from this shit, but I've been high on Hollywood Smothers for a while, based on name only. Fucking fantastic football name. We have to get him.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
We seem to have our shit together on the defensive side as far as the portal goes. Offense seems more fucky. Just like on the field.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
I don't remember hearing that Sikorski had visited us at all. Was that kept hush hush?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
He's a backup tackle and we need IOL. Flood:
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
no shit. I can't even with Flood.
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Winter Weather 2026 - I Can Haz Cold Front?
looks like we got some "cold" gray days for a while, which should make many of yall happy. Fuck that shit. Move to Michigan if you want 7 months of that a year. Total gloom torture.
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Texas Softball 2026 - Running it Back.
Laser arm too, from what I saw.
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Texas Softball 2026 - Running it Back.
He kept cutting out in his truck at home depot (lol), but it sounded like to me like White had Stewie penciled in at 1B, relieving Atwood at catcher every now and again. I think DP will be a mix of Wells/Stewie/Altmeyer/Lawson, depending on the lineup that day. Agreed, huge upgrade over what we've had in the past. VH still being on the team is bizarre to me, but maybe she just wants to be a longhorn.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
thank god we got some good news. I had a good feeling about Brown.
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The state of College Football - Bitch Thread
Maybe I'm naive, but is Harris really a GM, like an NFL GM? He is young and is paid like a RB coach. I think Sark is the real GM (calling the shots on roster and pay), as are most HC in college. I'd always assumed Harris is just Sark's errand boy and hatchet man when he has to cut pay.
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Texas Softball 2026 - Running it Back.
I saw some polls in the fall with us as at 2 and Tech at 1. We bring back almost all important pieces, except for Mia Scott, who was seemingly our only hitter that was good at hitting offspeed (our kryptonite under Singleton). New hitting coach and some exciting youngsters. Positional battles will include 3B to replace Scott as well as what happens with CF/LF. Everything else is pretty much locked down, assuming Martinez is back to form after her ACL injury. Pitching, after TK, should also be interesting.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
The OL guys we got coming in earned a 00.00 pass blocking grade and 00.00 run blocking grade last season, per PFF.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Well, we didn't really know we had OL issues until very recently so we had to scramble.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
I don't think we were ever really in play. Just wishcasting from 995 and our overoptimistic staff.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
I saw all that, coupled with limited talent at WR, RB, and OL.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
This is what I need. Thank you. Likely 100% unadulterated sunshine pumping bullshit, but it hits right now.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
I once went down an internet rabbit hole where I found a site with pictures of plane crash and murder victims. Truly awful shit, but I was fascinated and kept clicking. That's kinda how I feel now following Texas portal recruiting and roster management. Why the fuck do I keep clicking on this shit?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
How'd they pry him away from his incumbent school? Amazing.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
I need the pumpers to come in and rationalize sweet nothings into my ear, letting me know this is all going to be ok.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Great, and we have visits lined up with - checks notes - exactly zero IOL. The Michigan dude that turned us down just now wasn't even an IOL.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Maybe Sark declined to really hit the portal last year for OL because he knew how bad he would be at it.