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Chips O'Toole

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  1. The new Austin FC away kit is great, but sure, do the "I hate the new thing" bit until the next new thing.
  2. Nurys, Horacio and Emmanuel are the only ones that should be invited back for the next OG season. So of course we'll get Jay, Michelle, Big T and Melissa, and Corey for the next one. Oh and that blowup doll Moriah.
  3. I'm going to be laughing about Jay's bitch ass losing to Corey in fucking block stacking for a long time. That almost redeemed the whole season for me. But then I had to watch these nobodies stumble around for another hour reminding us all that this is the worst season anybody can remember.
  4. I'll have you know that my managers were all extremely shitty, and I'm aghast at the accusation they they were merely "bad".
  5. I worked at the Wendy's on Lake Creek pkwy around '96, and the chili was often made with overcooked and dried out burgers.
  6. I watched the first one. The wife wasn't into it, but I laughed quite a bit. The running gag of how to refer to homeless person was well done. The characters are all pretty funny, and I expect them to evolve a lot.
  7. Fuck, that dude is a Reggie Bush starter kit.
  8. Came here to post this. I really enjoyed this for how ridiculous and goofy it was.
  9. Holy shit, this is amazing. I'm not even mad, it's fucking hilarious.
  10. Dallas looks incredible at times but only against shitty teams. They struggle with teams that have a pulse and get dominated by teams that are actually good.
  11. Maybe instead of a touchback, it's a turnover at the spot of the fumble. Would be a little better but I agree that fumbling out of the opponent's end zone shouldn't go back to the offense.
  12. Need to get one of Elko's face on the Pop Tarts Bowl pop tart mascot.
  13. Yeah, I feel like whenever gyro drops a nugget like this, I might be able to use the info to acquire fuck you currency if only I could figure out wtf he is saying.
  14. That is quite a bit to unpack as usual. So that guy expected more from Sark in this recruiting cycle than a top 3 finish... So he has been expecting Texas to be #1 or #2 just by riding the momentum of getting into the playoff a mere 2 weeks prior to NSD? Good, not great. Top 3 finish is fine, call it a B+. Maybe next year tu can grab enough shithead 5-star future transfers to get an A grade from this genuis.
  15. We will need a Kermit OD'ing rep emoji if Jimbo actually manages to fail into a bigger job and then siphons more of aggy's dwindling melted milkshake.
  16. And there was once a story about Ketch hiding in the bushes to get a quote from Darrell Scott or some other recruit that didn't end up at Texas.
  17. There's a whole Trust the Hamm thread somewhere around here compiling all that dude's weird behavior and eventual ousting from the industries of college football recruiting and swimming pool cleaner sales and distribution.
  18. I thought Holgorsen didn't pass the field sobriety test initial vetting process.
  19. Murphy in Klein's offense running power is laughable. Unless Klein saw his abilities up close and decided he may want to incorporate screen passes to the opposing team into the playbook.
  20. NOOOOOO! Not Bisontits! There goes the best cheap nickname-based laugh we've had in a while.
  21. Uhh I think she just started an only fans and some pics have leaked into that one belowdeckgirls subreddit. This is all stuff I just happened to hear from people in the checkout line at HEB which is still open if you need some jello salad-flavored potato chips or whatever.
  22. Rodemaker was concussed on that hit, 100%. His head whipped back and hit the ground with sickening amount of force, and his eyes looked like he had just left his body and was seeing the pearly gates. I am disgusted that he went back in that game.
  23. They still think the '22 class contains all the raw materials for a championship run, and they just needed to hire someone to keep it together and get a new OL coach. Oh and 2-3 championship-level OL in the portal which should be super achievable or whatever.
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