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Chips O'Toole

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  1. What is that dogshit foul on Bukari? The defender had the ball caught up between his legs, that's not a fucking foul, fuck.
  2. Taxing unrealized capital gains sounds really bad which is why they chose it to be their big policy talking point this week. It didn't sound quite right to me, so I looked into it a bit. I'm not that savvy when it comes to this shit, but my take is anyone freaking out about it is either exponentially more wealthy than the people deciding this election or has been told to freak out about it and doesn't understand shit about fuck. Not only is there a massive cutoff for assets, it sounds like there is a liquidity requirement, possibly 80%, meaning that the unrealized gains are being borrowed against to effectively gain liquid capital while avoiding the steep capital gains taxes. This sounds like one of these band-aid attempts to patch a loophole that would be a pain in the ass for the corporate accountants for a year or so until they find a new weakness in the tax code to exploit. I agree with the concept of taxing loans on unrealized capital gains, but this idea is probably ineffective and a nonstarter on Congress. It's also not new, and Kamala hasn't to put anything out specifically in support of it. But it's absolutely a nada-burger for the any of the people complaining about it on Facebook or wherever.
  3. Competitor, yes. Impressive, rarely. He has a humongous chip on his shoulder which gives him an edge in some things, but physically, he has been very mid in a lot of challenges. I don't remember which season it was, but there was a daily that was over water where he fucked himself up and gassed out trying to climb a rope that most of the girls were able to get up. The only time he looked impressive was War of the Worlds 2 when him and Cara managed to hold an alliance together the whole season and neither had to go in once I believe. They made it to the final with their shitty alliance where he, predictably, gassed out and cost his team the whole thing.
  4. My friends girlfriend's wife's mom's girlfriend is tending the Biden clone daycare center at the DNC tonight and she saw the surprise guest and made me pinky swear not to tell anyone. Since it is only a couple hours away, I am breaking protocol to tell you that the surprise guest is Super Bowl Left Shark with a Tesla Powerball strapped to its back.
  5. If they are going to eliminate 8 different people, they must feel the need to get those 8 some screen time before they get sent home. Not saying it is the best choice, but it does make some sense to me with this format and the amount of throwbacks they added. My main complaint is that the Cara/Laurel/Paulie drama fucking sucks balls, they should leave that shit on the all stars Challenge lite.
  6. Wow, that's really badass for one city to get this and the Grindr Super Bowl the same year.
  7. I'm going to have a lot of fun saying "clocky as fuck" for the next few weeks.
  8. "Low self esteem leakers"... Is that a reference to them getting phished, or is there something else he believes is going on internally?
  9. Sounds like the next move should be flooding the web with obviously fake, ai-generated crowds at Kamala events just to watch Turmip melt online into a screaming puddle of fetus diarrhea.
  10. Just have to use this whenever I get the chance.
  11. Good. God. Curry. That was legitimately amazing.
  12. He's 100% MAGA kryptonite. He may get in the Whitehouse and never be allowed to leave. It's an old house, he can get so many things fixed with just YouTube and his trusty headlamp.
  13. That golf cart video is like a month old and I don't even think he says "bitch", just bad again but with more growling
  14. I'm beginning to think that Elon didn't look at Twitter and think "I can make this better" but instead looked at Fox News and said "I can do THAT wayyy fucking better."
  15. They had the most dangerous shot of the game, great save by Naher to push it clear of the far post.
  16. If our set pieces and crosses presented any danger whatsoever, I'd feel pretty good about winning this game.
  17. I would bet that it's coming more from some internal strategists that are numbers-driven saying "Fuck vibes, locking up PA = EC victory" or some such. It's the right call on paper in most elections, but we can see and feel the vibes with the other guy who has an innate ability to connect with normal people and WILL swing votes with his message. Also, a narrow EC victory for Harris likely ends in violence, so swing for the fences and go with the guy that could potentially start a movement all on his own.
  18. Shapiro might lock up PA, but he probably kills all the vibes. No thanks. Walz is such a slam dunk.
  19. Watched the replay. Girma is top 5 in the world. Horan has zero juice, zero touch, can't turn and gives it away almost every time. We can't get the ball up the middle of the field, they know it, they collapse on the wings and it's a reset or a turnover. Same as in the WC against Ned and the Swedes. Our backline seems too easily broken especially on the left, Sonnet and Dunn were both beaten by some easy combination play. Serious question, can Lavell not play the 10? At least sub Shaw in for Horan at some point and move Rose to the 10. It seems insane to leave her at the 10 for the entire game. Ends up being a nice win, hopefully we aren't easily defended in the semis.
  20. Morocco is very well organized.
  21. I don't think "weird" was the endgame for that messaging, I expect it to shift to "strange" or "off-putting" and eventually end up at "backwards" to sync with the overall message. Or that's what I think they should do. The biracial stuff is only going to land with their hardened base, yet again. For like the 5000th time, it appears that winning this election in a legitimate manner was never really plan A for these people, and all they believe is necessary to regain power is to keep their base angry and loyal. I'm not a concern troll or conspiracy person at all, I'm just having a hard time connecting the dots and not seeing an overall plan that wasn't intended to end in blatant election fuckery at the very least.
  22. This dude has an uncanny knack for shitting on people in a way that makes me hate him and care more about the people he shits on. It's pretty amazing actually.
  23. Hahaha, "Trump is unable to "couch" his disdain for women."
  24. I want to send Cooper's bit about "real men" to every guy I know. Good shit.
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