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smuggs

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  1. I once initiated a premature retraction upon visual confirmation of a flap misconfiguration.
  2. I dug one of those out of the floor of our barn years ago. Although instead of a shop-vac I used a gallon of diesel on their asses the night before.
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    RIP Brian Wilson

    RIP.
  4. That article also says that they are going to start running certain commercials in a split screen format simultaneously with trailers. Fuuuck.
  5. Fixed for @Wulaw Horn
  6. The article doesn't give any details but could it be a possibility that they charged/issued the high bond if the parents already have a history with CPS or something? *Serious question from obvious non lawyer.
  7. Jennifer Fucking Connelly Olivia Newton John Brooke Shields Kristy Swanson Heather Thomas Kelly LeBrock Kim Basinger Christina Applegate Jennifer Beals Daryl Hannah Vanessa Williams Tanya Roberts Catherine Bach etc… Are you a eunuch? Pull your head out of your ass.
  8. Not refuting Like a Prayer hotness. But in the late 90s - early 00s she burned through her remaining hydrogen stores and went full MILF supernova hot. Sweet Christ.
  9. Our marriage didn't work out but I'm still a fan.
  10. The McNugget Tangy BBQ sauce is fucking delicious. I've got a couple of those and a couple of Chick-Fil-A Sweet & Spicy Srirachas rolling around in my console.
  11. Tame Impala for the win.
  12. I watched this 10 times then had to stop. Jesus H people are fucking insane.
  13. Superman characters spoiler stuff (pics):
  14. Wayne Coyne has the biggest fucking hands I've ever seen.
  15. Circa '84 the main gorilla at the San Antonio Zoo threw a Brady-esque handful of shit at some zoo staff passing by my grandad and I on a golf cart. He damn near hit a moving target from 15ish yards... landed right in front of us. /CSB
  16. Ass in the jeans belonged to a 13 year old… daughter of the photographer.
  17. That's gotta be some AI shit. He got pretty bloated for awhile but never that big. Stage pics are from this month:
  18. Love that the dude never lost grip of his cig.
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