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Homesickhorn

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  1. Holy. Fucking. Shit.
  2. From the comments.
  3. Pretty sure the story will involve a couple getting lost on their way to Kyle Field, but take an incredibly different turn than the rest of the 5 million similar accounts.
  4. Can I offer out my first shot from the hip? Cunt Lizards, or Clunts?
  5. Good friend of mine, West Point grad took his commission in Armor, but not before getting his Ranger Tab. His biggest complaint was very specific. He referenced an Army commercial in the 90’s that was kind of a montage. But in the montage, there’s a quick clip of a tank, jumping a ditch, landing “softly”, and continuing on to go blow shit up. Well, as a tank commander, he said that too many of the new drivers he trained, had all seen that commercial, and before he could talk most of the kids out of it, attempted the same maneuver, with very different results.
  6. Come on man. It’s probably already happened 50 fold. We’ll just start seeing it in the morning. Unfortunately, I think you know I’m right.
  7. And all I’m asking, is to do it without quoting the stupid son of a bitch.
  8. Engage away! Just stop quoting him! His shit is so tired and redundant that quoting him isn’t necessary. Reply to blanket trolling with blanket responses. Any and every response to that fuckstick, can be affiliated with any of his stupid fucking posts. Goddamnit, this is why we can’t have nice things.
  9. God damnit. The Ignore button was such a Godsend when I fucking used it to ignore Stassney. But y’all have to keep quoting him. Don’t!!! For fucks sakes, just respond to his post(s) without quoting them. They’re all the fucking same anyway. It’s like I’m playing cards with my brother’s kids or something. Nerve racking sons of bitches.
  10. Go Army! Beat Navy!
  11. That’s absolutely NOT how it went down. Lane isn’t “allowing” anything. If anything, it’s created a huge rift between Kiffin and Weiss.
  12. Christ, the comments/gifs are solid gold.
  13. Okay. Well, what if, in the upside down world, it happened at Texas. Do you really think Sark would coach the remaining games? That’s complete bullshit, and you know it. Kiffin made his bed, Carter stood his ground, and we’ll probably lose our first playoff game. But at least it’ll probably be in Oxford, and LSU agreed to pay Kiffin any bonus he was guaranteed in his Ole Miss contract for post season success. Look man, we’re used to being mediocre. The illusions of grandeur are for the youngsters, who’ve been baptized by recent Ole Miss success. Not a realist, like me.
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