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Homesickhorn

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  1. I’m pretty sure my son had the same teacher last year, as he just started his 7th grade year at FBMS. I’ve received the exact same emails/texts. He mentioned the fight on the phone with me. He also explained that the place is basically a cluster fuck when it comes to supplies, athletic clothes ordered, and technology that they’re still waiting on. The stories he told me last year were thread worthy (but he was also 11 years old at the time, 12 now). I want him out of Houston.
  2. Final quote has me feeling guilty for chuckling. Final public statement from the wife about her husband, and she was able to use these key words to describe him: “Average” “Deeply” “Being thrust” “Eye” Sorry, I’ll leave now.
  3. I’ve got to disagree with you. It was only on our ranch growing up, but I used to love the way clothes-line dried clothes felt. Maybe it’s just nostalgic for me, but I remember loving them. Back to the regularly scheduled Facebook shenanigans.
  4. I always told it as liver and onions.
  5. Which is why it’s probably fake as fuck. Albeit funny.
  6. Stache, show us on the doll where Ole Miss touched you in the last five Cotton Bowls our teams have played in.
  7. Just unloaded my trailer and pulled into Kerrville. Stopped by a bar that one of my best girlfriends since 6th grade runs. It’s a tradition that I swing by and say hey. Getting out of my truck, about to walk in, and here’s the glory. Ahhhhhhhh, Kerrville. I’ll keep y’all posted.
  8. Also, having met the Touys (parents) the actors did an outstanding job of portraying them. I read the initial story (Of Michael), and reached out to my friends who played football at Ole Miss and have connections to the athletic department. They basically rolled their eyes, and said it was better to let Hollywood portray it, because there was a ton of shit that was stated publicly, but never tracked. Sucks to be a Rebel/Bear/Shark, I guess.
  9. Very much this.
  10. Fattenings?
  11. From the comments: “I can’t even really figure out what's going on in this video. That swinging belly fat is repulsive but hypnotizing”.
  12. Wasn’t there a poster who grabbed a cigarette butt and threw it back in the driver’s window/face?
  13. Greatest sport to nap to IMO.
  14. I’m sorry, but I read this just like this: “Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.”
  15. That handjob ain’t gonna finish itself.
  16. We did Bull in the ring during two a days, and we’d run “the long gauntlet”. That one would for sure get a coach canned on the spot today.
  17. I’ll still always be the first SEC athlete to graduate from Tivy. So fuck him, and fuck aggy.
  18. About five hours too late.
  19. My dad just turned 80. He does 20 push ups and 50 sit ups every morning. Also run/walks 2.5 miles every evening. But then again, as he’ll say, “I was a Green Beret before they were cool”.
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