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  1. The most gruntling news of the portal to date.
  2. Strangely, perhaps, that username isn't a reflection of my girth. My waist is roughly as big around as Elko's thumbs. 🤣
  3. If Potbelly doesn't sign Elko as a spokesman, consumer marketing is dead.
  4. What makes you think Pavia's done with CFB?
  5. As LSU baseball coach Skip Bertman once famously quipped, Starkville is an old Indian word that translates to "trailer park." Cordova now signing on to be in a trailer park, coached by a Briles-stained Sooner, is a most satisfying chef's kiss.
  6. Smothers isn't that much bigger than Brown, so he's not quite the prototypical "downhill bruiser" we might have wished for as the portal opened. But he's still a 3-down RB who performed well in the ACC. I'd be happy to get him.
  7. The rarest animal in the CFB zoo is about to be the highly rated reserve who didn't play much as a freshman but refuses to transfer.
  8. Light night for her, compared to the usual 40 minutes. Really need Crump back out there to spread the minutes better.
  9. Glad to have him in the boat. Let's add from there.
  10. Fans grade all incoming guys on a curve.
  11. See? Vols couldn't hang with us. I just had a feeling indoor plumbing would matter.
  12. I'm fine with giving another shot to the defensive player who wants to stay at Texas just because we suddenly have a bloodthirsty (and bloody) chieftain manning the whiteboard.
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