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Gut Wagon

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  1. True, though I assume a HS unicorn from Lubbock is going to get offered unprecedented coin to stay home. The Matador Club/Double Eagle folks shelled out a ton for Canady, Toppin and presumably Hudson, so I can only imagine what they're willing to do for the next rumored Caitlin Clark. Hope her heart is firmly set on Austin regardless.
  2. How much wampum is it going to take to keep her in Lubbock? She's too good to let get away from us, but I assume Tech or someone else will break the bank on her.
  3. "Baker already regrets signing with the dildo worshippers in Austin. He's told everyone except Texas coaches, teammates and the media that he wishes he could go AWOL right before Thanksgiving, only to join the good guys and run out of the tunnel proudly wearing a maroon uni for the Nov. 30 beatdown we'll be giving them."
  4. If you don't fantasize about standing shoulder to shoulder with real troops in the darkest days of 'Nam (Viet, not Fayette) or raising a shimmering blade against a horde of rogue SMU cheerleaders, you'll always be an entitled diva to Old Army. They'd call dear old Professor Terguson a 2%er.
  5. From the pleasantly cool, timbered ridges of the southern Appalachians... TEXAS!
  6. We had unusually high activity visible from our neighborhood an hour north of Atlanta last night. We're a bit farther north than Wichita Falls, Texas.
  7. Gerry describes him as another Deandre Moore, to an extent. Not a true burner but has great hands and moves efficiently. Huge numbers as a junior. Maybe a smaller JWhitt is a valid comparison.
  8. My ignore list now is up to about 20 and includes him. Addition by subtraction.
  9. Took it off before Yordan could.
  10. The "glory hole" jokes just write themselves.
  11. I'm a single-member Longhorn splinter cell 70 miles from Athens. Deployed here in 1984 and instructed to wait covertly for just such a chance to prove my loyalty to the university. Should I detect any UGA player's vehicle entering this jurisdiction, I will instantly alert the local constabulary.
  12. All entertaining division series so far. Great for baseball.
  13. Had the Chiefs grabbed him to go with Worthy, the Rice injury wouldn't be worrying them so much. Mahomes would love him.
  14. We'll have to play poorly to lose. Of course, that's always possible against a decent D that gets turnovers, but I don't foresee it. I do expect some weird play or sequence to happen during the game, because in this one it so often does. Call it 27-13 Texas in a workmanlike effort that hopefully leaves us healthy for UGA and beyond.
  15. If not for that long, egregious pattern of attempts at "competitive balance," we would have won more than 27 SWC titles. The human mind believes what it wants to believe. Even the aggy mind.
  16. Which seems crazy, considering how many of them have at least 6X Arch's speed.
  17. Moore is going to sit out a half. It will happen on Nov. 16, when Mercer comes to town. Until then, Bama will need their stalwart leader out there to guide younger teammates. Some of them haven't yet learned the finer points of throwing a hissy fit, but there's still time.
  18. Being a Texas grad who's since lived in Georgia for 40 years should have fully prepared me for it. But even I still find myself wondering who these goobers are. Not that I really want to know.
  19. Purely as a hypothetical, let's rewind the tape from Saturday in the tackle box but this time have Missouri somehow eke out a win over the gallant Junction boys. Even then, would anyone other than aggy claim the Tigers were a Top 10 team? Of course not. Missouri has the look of a total fraud. Cook couldn't beat out Trey Owens on our depth chart. Burden is really talented but spent most of the day pouting. An easy aggy win proved nothing good about the hosts but a lot bad about the visitors.
  20. It's just "OU." The fact I acknowledge it as a football game implies the "Texas" part.
  21. Old dsg4403 needs a quick lesson in the meaning of "feasible." For no team out there this year would I say it applies to reaching the national title game, but aggy in particular. https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/feasible#:~:text=If something is feasible%2C then,to do something%2C it's feasible.
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