Everything posted by Gut Wagon
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Even if we somehow pull the upset and get Prothro today, it will stretch the notion of having picked up a TE. Dude seems like a hybrid receiver, and he evidently expects to leave real blocking to others. But that's Sark's business to sort out, should we beat everyone for the kid. I'm more curious about the bunch of TEs already in the room. It would seem hard to keep Townsend's talent off the field, and Winston has impressed the staff already. Then there's Washington, who has potential when healthy. If Endries doesn't go pro in 2026, I'll be surprised if all these other guys finish at Texas.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Buncha Debbie Downers need to sack up. We're Texas.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Hoping Matthews somehow would walk so we could get Trammell up with men on is a sobering realization of our abject suckitude. It's simply not an MLB lineup.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Tell me again why Walker bats ahead of Diaz.
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2026 DB Samari Matthews
Guess we pulled that Smoke wagon and saw what happened.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Evidently not. Flat as a flounder. Had we looked against LA the way we have since, I'd have understood it. I mean, I'm glad we didn't, but the amazing parlor tricks we've been using aren't working this week. Regression to the mean, yada yada.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
This is playing with both hands tied behind our backs. And maybe both legs. Show some life out there.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Getting weak, inexperienced hitters to string together at least three singles to get a run home strikes me as a bad idea. I realize that's sort of who we are right now, but we were in LA, too. Somebody announce their presence with authority.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What's next? Could it be...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Formatting
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Were Texas the second choice of each of the nation's 5-star prospects, that would sound really impressive. Until you realize we actually signed no one. But let's see where it goes from here. Just glad we already have verbals from some stud linemen, Bell and Bishop.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Reverting to our old "beat contenders on the road, lose to dregs in Houston" pattern? I'd rather we not.
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2025 F Declan Duru
Can't say I prefer that my bruising PF hang around the arc much, but with touch like that...I'll allow it. Hook 'em, Declan.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Not our pitching standard. Maybe the most dependable part of tonight's lineup can rally.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Ugh. Not a great night for us smacking the ball around. Then again, 5 runs against these guys should have been enough.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Cara-Mel treat!
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No worries. Our expertly curated lineup is a churnin' urn of burnin' funk.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No way were they going to give our muscled-up hamster anything good to hit.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Maybe they should have gone with an anchor.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Celebrating dingers with an oversized frog gig is a choice. But I guess those guys can hang a flag for Raleigh's first half HR total and keep fantasizing that Rodriguez is Griffey Jr. reborn.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Notre Dame has been on my bad side since the 1970s. Nothing has changed.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
New variation: "Dirty Chavez"
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
"You must be under this tall to destroy the Dodgers."