Everything posted by irishtexan
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
That was a super weird response to what I thought was a good post. Ignore it. I wish more people had the stones to go on record with a take that isn’t straight up circle-jerkoffery. Please continue to post.
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OU Recruiting 2023: Blowing and Going
This chick looks like an emu
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Miami going after Derek Williams and Hill setting up visits after a non-binding verbal commitment to UT is not tampering. That's recruiting. Schools can't officially communicate or entice a player enrolled at a different school. Big difference.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I just finished my first beer of the day. I'll be there after about four or five more.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist. We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Narrator: Not well...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I'm all for "let the kids have fun" but this is a total immature dickhead move after stringing ND along (but also, kinda fuck ND). I hate the hat psych-out move in general. Do something original. Or bring back a classic. Sign your Letter of Intent from a hot tub surrounded by big-tiddied bitches like Derric Evans did in the 80s. That'd be a boss move.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Oregon going full “Hugh Freeze-era Ole Miss”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Cormani McClain seems like he's gonna be a pain in the ass for whoever he ends up signing with (taking the most money from)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
But with a shit ton of high end escorts and cocaine, which is their great equalizer.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Never a bad time to post this video when the "A&M has more money" discussion comes up.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Woke up feeling like Bruce Willis in Die Hard with a Vengeance and a terrible hangover. Made a chicken and cheese taquito/HEB sausage and cheese kolache breakfast taco.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
This edit looks like it was done by the one meemaw at church that has the free version of photoshop. You can take the aggy out of aggy but you can’t take the aggy out of aggy.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Serious chicken tender discussion going on over there. Guess that's peak cuisine in BCS?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I was gonna quote the report that I previously glanced over a few posts above, only to realize that quote came from fat Ketch. So never mind. (on a completely unrelated note, I will always initially spell "never mind" as "nevermind" because of Nirvana)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Hope that room wasn't made by Jaylan Ford deciding to go pro.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I mean, that sounds EXACTLY like our 2021 at 5-7.
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APD didnt exactly give this guy time to react
It's pretty cool that we have a police officer who is currently being charged with TWO murders. Seriously impressive!
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
That dude is king of troll mountain.
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36 injured, 11 seriously, after Hawaiian Airlines flight experiences "severe turbulence,"
I was on this flight: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/southwest-airlines-flight-chicago-austin-diverted-turbulence/54391/ We knew there was going to be turbulence because there were storms in the area. It was a bumpy ride almost right from takeoff. The pilots flew between two strong storm cells and the plane just dropped, nose first, and it really felt like the pilots had lost control of the plane. My wife was holding our infant son and she had to "catch" him mid-air. They grounded the plane in Kansas City to make sure there was no structural damage to the plane. We ended up waiting around for an hour and a half because one of the flight attendants would not get back on the plane. She got in a big argument with her superior in KC and basically said, "you can go ahead and fire me because I'm not getting back on that plane. I'm driving home from here." When we landed there were news cameras waiting to interview passengers. That really, really sucked. It was terrifying.
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austin radio stuff
The Horn should hire Jason Dick. At least he's entertaining. He could just stick to the sports shit that he knows and talk about that, along with other random music and entertainment bullshit. It's a formula that works for the Ticket.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Celebrating Anthony Hill day with a chili dog sandwich with cheddar, pickled red onions, pickled japs, and Fritos.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Because they thought it was probably gonna happen in 2019.
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This Oklahoma team JUST LOOKS DIFFERENT: OU Screenshot Megathread
Quick question - How good is Arnold? I haven't really followed his recruitment since he locked in with OU early in the process. Is he as good as they're wishcasting?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
What fucking job did we get his Dad that was insurmountable? President of Receiving Blowjobs?