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Posts posted by GoPokes83
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John McClane’s handwriting “Now I have a machine gun” in blood on the bad guy’s t shirt is perfect. Perfectly sized, spaced, straight, and way too legible to have been written with what, his finger?
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Andy Dufresne is beating on the giant sewer pipe in time with the thunder and when he breaks through a huge column of shit water shoots up 10 feet in the air, but when he sticks his head in the hole there’s only a few inches of sewage in the pipe that he crawls through until it dumps into that creek. How is an open pipe pressurized?
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Andy Dufresne is beating on the giant sewer pipe in time with the thunder and when he breaks through a huge column of shit water shoots up 10 feet in the air, but when he sticks his head in the hole there’s only a few inches of sewage in the pipe that he crawls through until it dumps into that creek. How is an open pipe pressurized?
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Inexplicably Chuck Norris is a huge deal with the middle schoolers in our town. My kid and her lil pals were watching Sidekicks and I told them the only reason this Chuck Norris gem exists was because Mattress Mack had a shit ton of money and decided to see what it was like to make a movie.
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I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.
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I see commercials for hair plug procedures. If have male pattern baldness and you fill in the bald spots up front won’t your hair just keep receding behind the plugs and leave you with an even weirder looking melon? Is it a continual chase just to keep up? If any of you run into McConaughey can you ask him what the process is?
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Nope. A pee can is something you keep under the bed, according to my grandmother, who was a direct descendant from and two generations away from the Old Three Hundred.
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I PLAYED FOOTBALL FOR BAYLOR I AM COLLIN ALLRED
Sorry...misread that as "ads" not "texts"
It’ll all be over in 19 days. Of course that doesn't include the subsequent rioting.-
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I live out of town and just saw the Congress plan on the news. Might be kinda cool, but it’s kind of a major fuck you to the majority of the businesses. And 4 blocks of downtown parking gets absorber where? And it cost 130 million bucks why again?
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Just started it back up. WTF with that Pretty Woman trying on clothes montage, and any time she’s on screen all I can see is that Dana Delaney’s had so much work done to her face that there’s absolutely no movement from her top lip to the scalp line.
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Hadn’t listened in forever but started one or two days a week a few weeks ago. Was JD’s divorce ever brought up?
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I have loved listening to AM and FM radio for decades and I have never heard a single tradio segment IRL. Is it real or is it just another in a long line of bullshit? Meh.
You just have to accept the show is a 70 year old man talking to his 72 year old friend about the same things they've discussed for 45 years, with an occasional interruption by third-rate comedians pushing bottom barrel bits.
Very small town radio is very real. Last time I was through I believe either Columbus or La Grange had it -

This gem popped up as an ad in one of my feeds. “Sorry I fucked all your friends, but I’m not a whore, I have a medical condition” -
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I’m not buying this for a second. First, BBQ restaurants are all over the UK, and B, those ribs don’t even look all that great! Were they cooked in an oven??-
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I have a lil bit of an issue. I enjoyed the movie, very solid entry and storyline. But… While I understand that the ships are built on what 1978 thought 2120-something technology would be, but with even the current touch screen and 4k tech on cell phones I found the VHS with tracking issues styles of the monitors and Apollo style lights and punch buttons distracting along with the constantly glitching lights everywhere. I can’t imagine what will be standard in another 100 years, but I can surely say it won’t be that. As I say it’s certainly probably just me. Still loved the movie though.
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How long can you taze someone until the batteries go dead?
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The space equivalent of a three hour tour.
Fucking ground patrol to Major Tom-
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No dick sucking but brava for this thread. I’m not as up to date on the subject but this is a daily read.
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No comment on Elon but I drove a Cybertruck Beast a few days ago. Not sure I’d want one but holy fuck it was quick.



22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
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The driver must've missed the training day when they taught "Don't Stop If Chased By Really, Really, Large Wild Animal"
According to the googs a bull elephant can only run 25 mph and can only do a full sprint for about 50 yards. I think the driver was trying to give them something to talk about back at the camp and not really trying to outrun it.