Jump to content

atomheartbevo

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    62185
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    165

Everything posted by atomheartbevo

  1. If you all are not raising your kids to have a healthy respect/fear of the Norse Gods, you’re doing it wrong. Although it can be awkward when you are having a meal at the local Presbyterian or Baptist church and your kids bust our with a prayer to Ægir (host of the feasts for the Gods), Andhrímnir (Chef of the Gods) and especially Sæhrímnir & Heiðrún (food and drinks for the Gods). Trying to explain it to the Christians there is threading a needle as the Christian kids are really interested, but the adults won’t invite you back. Some of the adults do think it’s funny and don’t believe your family until your kids produce a goat’s head as a symbolic offering. You have to be really vague when asked where they got it from. I can only imagine who or what @RDCanecutter taps into for his meal prayers/sacrifices.
  2. Leon Musk has the most fuck you money (on paper) of any of them, and he spends his days shitposting on Twitter to get likes from incels while telling the world he’s scared white people are going away, Instead of spending his days on some yacht in the Caribbean or the Mediterranean with a bunch of interesting people and a few that signed NDAs.
  3. Odds are good that at least once a week he thinks about renaming New Mexico.
  4. He’s way wrong about Russia, they are not only encouraging any and all immigration, they are tricking people in third world countries to come to Russia and then sending them to Ukraine.
  5. Almost like the best and brightest at Vanderbilt are not on the football team.
  6. What if the queen didn’t know she was the queen?
  7. I thought it was “where am I and why are these people clapping and did I just shit my pants, where is Ivanka! Wait, no I’m married to Marla!”
  8. We had a pandemic and they couldn’t handle not being able to eat at Applebees or get haircuts at SuperCuts and you think they’ll be fine with no electricity or running water?
  9. Most people in that situation
  10. Drowned after a medical emergency, https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/47211652/elden-campbell-died-drowning-medical-emergency
  11. And Australia. Those three would join if they could, We used to have SEATO which was the Asian equivalent of NATO.
  12. Somebody posted this earlier on an animation forum: Bye DC Universe Bye Adult Swim Bye Warner Bros Bye Hanna-Barbera Studios Europe Bye Cartoon Network Bye Looney Tunes Bye Warner Bros. Animation ---- If Netflix were smart, they would completely open up those vaults and put everything out there on Netflix and keep all of those groups listed above. There is so much good content contained within Warner Brothers and HBO and I never ever understood why that stuff was not available. I get that some of it was licensed out here and there to other services or channels/studiots, but there is some really good stuff in there that a lot of people would love to have, that's not available online.
  13. Exclusive: US sets 2027 deadline for Europe-led NATO defense, officials say Trump pulling us partially out of NATO by 2027. Because Putin fucking won the Cold War.
  14. Well, Trump is wanting the US to partially pull out of NATO by 2027, because Russia won the Cold War I guess. Exclusive: US sets 2027 deadline for Europe-led NATO defense, officials say
  15. Way to go Putin! You got Sweden and Finland off the fence and joining NATO and now Germany is ramping their military back up!
  16. Or MAGA.
  17. The 90s porn actress? The train and the truck can be replaced easily enough (maybe not the train engine). Everything else? Probably not.
  18. The US Coast Guard used to do this literally 100+ times a year. They had a helicopter and a sniper, and they would give them a warning, and if they ignored it, the sniper would disable the motors and then a CG ship would swing by and grab the boat and crew, parade them in front of cameras, talk about how many drugs were seized, etc. But when you do that 100+ times a year, the media and the public do not care, because it's boring. So instead, we'll spend millions of dollars in munitions and personnel to do the same job that a Coastie in a helicopter used to do. Only we get to kill them and talk about how badass we are. And Hegseth and Co. get to pretend they are living out the SAS raid in Clear and Present Danger.
  19. You own a sawmill?
  20. The Coast Guard did a great job of catching these people and delivering them for trial and we destroyed the drugs. But that wasn't good enough. It didn't get Whiskey Pete and Miller and MAGA hard.
  21. Remember, they said originally that it was fake news that there was a second strike.
  22. I would like to think it was people in India and Africa, but MAGA is getting hard over killing people in boats from a nation we aren't at war with.
×
×
  • Create New...