Everything posted by Lhorn
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Like a proper SEC brother. Aggy losers could learn a thing or two about class from Jimbo.
- 2025 Rose Bowl - Ohio State vs. Oregon
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
“Son, that last one faded right. You’re gonna wanna bring it to the left….way more than you think. However much you’re tempted to bring it to the left….double that. Now kick the fuck out of this ball and let’s get out of here and go to Applebees.”
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Surprised when he turned on the jets and made it over the goal line. I thought he was gonna get blasted by two defenders.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Feeding their rage, self loathing and sense of injustice is like icing on the cake. whatever happens next game, we made it to the playoffs, final 4 and made aggy miserable. Thats a win.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Wtf are those goobers talking about? On another aggy thread they called the officiating “one sided.” We had 10 penalties, they had 6. And the announcers were slobbering all over ASU and orgasmed when they tied the game. To be fair, the comeback was exciting to independent viewers, but the announcers were hardly rooting for Texas.
- Bert!
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Texas 2025 Roster
This aged poorly
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Fuck you, Arizona State
We got pressure on him a lot early. Excellent at avoiding taking a big sack. So-so at doing anything with it after he gets away.
- 2025 Rose Bowl - Ohio State vs. Oregon
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Fuck you, Arizona State
Anyone got Buzzbee’s number? I’m smelling a class action lawsuit. Great game from ASU. As frustrated as I am by our effort, they were outgunned and gave us everything we wanted a more. Coming off 3-9 seasons, that’s amazing.
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Ohio State going in dry....
Wow, this is a smooth butt fucking.
- Bert!
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Ohio State going in dry....
I hope the Michigan game version of tOSU shows up next game and not this beast.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
^^^^^ They were on the field a ton and largely they got stops when they needed to for most of the game.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
If I were that kind of guy, I’d get a stud finder and mark all the studs before the season starts. No reason to be a hero and punch a 2x4
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Offense played grab ass for 3 quarters but came alive when the chips were down. 4th and 13 was erotic. Fantastic blitz pickup. We given up a lot of sacks in those situations. Not today.
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Skatteboo
I’d say we fucked around a lot today but he played a great job. Tough runner and did what he needed to, to at least have a chance.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
What happened to the conference mate brotherly love? Shouldn’t they be riding our jock for bringing the SEC into the next round?
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Glad to not be the victim in someone else’s Cinderella season story.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Not sure I’d call converting 4th and 13 easily but otherwise yes.
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
The other players crouching down to comfort him…… aren’t you MFers on the team too? Meant more to him than you?
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Gotta step on our dicks until we come alive. sorry aggy. Not today
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Jordan Whittington appreciation thread
Bleeds orange. Love it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They’re miserable right now. Everyone who is disgusted by their several generation history of disappointment and underachievement are right on the money. You could almost feel bad for the ones who say they’re done with this shit if they didn’t get right back on the roller coaster by August.