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Chuckie Finster

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  1. Black people. The answer is always black people.
  2. I never thought I’d see a FIFA Peace Prize recipient behaving this way.
  3. Much like those wetting their pants over the losses, I think anyone definitively claiming that this is all for the best are speaking too soon. We only have half of the necessary data points at this juncture, any concrete conclusions (for better or worse) about our 2026 roster cannot yet be drawn.
  4. Maybe one day France will be 20 times safer than the US instead of only 19.
  5. I know this isn’t the main lesson to be learning (and probably the wrong thread) but this is why I felt like I was taking crazy pills during the election when a lot of my fellow Jews started pivoting to the right. Yes, there are plenty of people on the left who hate Israel but all of the motherfuckers who hate you for BEING JEWISH are on the right.
  6. Assuming her husband is the father (big if), that dude will be almost 80 when the kid graduates high school. Cool plan, guys.
  7. Honestly, I like the autocorrect version better.
  8. I don’t think lamenting the current state of college football and acknowledging that we are uniquely positioned to benefit from it have to be mutually exclusive thoughts. We will absolutely be fine. I just, selfishly, don’t love that some of the magic that I associate with the sport is gone. But you are correct, come next year I will still root like hell for guys like Jesus Terry and Maraad Watson, who under previous circumstances would never ever have worn the burnt orange.
  9. Yes, I hate all of that. Wisner was a recruiting after-thought with negligible pro talents who stepped up in some of the most important games in recent memory and far outperformed anyone’s expectations. In any other era of college football, he leaves this university as a folk legend and a symbol of the program’s turnaround. Instead, he’ll end up as just another guy from this era whose post-career activities will feature a degree from a school not named Texas. And yes, business is business. I understand why he is asking for more money just as much as I understand why we told him to kick rocks. It just sucks.
  10. Logically the move makes sense for all parties, but man do I hate this current version of college football.
  11. Honestly watching Coach attempt to communicate with Rizo might be worth the price of admission.
  12. Thought it would be impossible to fuck up a season with Colby, Christian, Devens, Jonathan, Joe, etc all returning, but this celebrity shit has me worried…
  13. Just a reminder that most of the people claiming this is all a nothing-burger are the same ones who were convinced that Wayfair furniture catalogs were secret child trafficking menus a few years ago.
  14. No proof that the claims are untrue other than “if they were true, wouldn’t the Dems have used them against Trump?!?!”
  15. A policy-led Republican Party had folks questioning if the party was doomed for eternity prior to Trump saving them from the ashes. Their shit is supremely unpopular when separated from the greatest carnival barker our nation has ever seen. You can already see evidence of the political dorks positioning for a post-Trump world, and assuming his coalition will carry over. Bold strategy, Cotton!
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