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TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
When President Fraud and the Fraudy Bunch are telling me to be concerned about fraud, my bullshit meter goes off bigtime. When I see that the main targets conveniently align with the President’s political targets, the meter explodes. This all might be legit and worthy of concern, but the administration’s actions have made it impossible to view any of this impartially.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Judging by the treadmill TVs that I see on in the gym, there are a LOT of suburban Houstonians seemingly very concerned with Minnesota daycares right now. It’s fucking absurd the things that they get the population to focus on.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I know this isn’t a groundbreaking thought, but having the sport’s free agency period begin in the middle of the playoffs is the most absurd decision in all of American sports.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Black people. The answer is always black people.
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Trumps War on Everything
I never thought I’d see a FIFA Peace Prize recipient behaving this way.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Much like those wetting their pants over the losses, I think anyone definitively claiming that this is all for the best are speaking too soon. We only have half of the necessary data points at this juncture, any concrete conclusions (for better or worse) about our 2026 roster cannot yet be drawn.
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Gun Control
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The GOP Civil War
I know this isn’t the main lesson to be learning (and probably the wrong thread) but this is why I felt like I was taking crazy pills during the election when a lot of my fellow Jews started pivoting to the right. Yes, there are plenty of people on the left who hate Israel but all of the motherfuckers who hate you for BEING JEWISH are on the right.
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Trump’s America
Assuming her husband is the father (big if), that dude will be almost 80 when the kid graduates high school. Cool plan, guys.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Honestly, I like the autocorrect version better.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
I don’t think lamenting the current state of college football and acknowledging that we are uniquely positioned to benefit from it have to be mutually exclusive thoughts. We will absolutely be fine. I just, selfishly, don’t love that some of the magic that I associate with the sport is gone. But you are correct, come next year I will still root like hell for guys like Jesus Terry and Maraad Watson, who under previous circumstances would never ever have worn the burnt orange.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Yes, I hate all of that. Wisner was a recruiting after-thought with negligible pro talents who stepped up in some of the most important games in recent memory and far outperformed anyone’s expectations. In any other era of college football, he leaves this university as a folk legend and a symbol of the program’s turnaround. Instead, he’ll end up as just another guy from this era whose post-career activities will feature a degree from a school not named Texas. And yes, business is business. I understand why he is asking for more money just as much as I understand why we told him to kick rocks. It just sucks.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Logically the move makes sense for all parties, but man do I hate this current version of college football.
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Survivor 49
Honestly watching Coach attempt to communicate with Rizo might be worth the price of admission.
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Survivor 49
Thought it would be impossible to fuck up a season with Colby, Christian, Devens, Jonathan, Joe, etc all returning, but this celebrity shit has me worried…
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