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Steel Shank

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  1. Maybe they're using code names?
  2. I've never let being incorrect stop me from posting. Y'all need to nut up.
  3. Lot of ice-cold-blooded academicians up in this here bitch.
  4. Did Aaron Rogers go to Utah?
  5. https://www.wired.com/2002/06/china-paper-bites-on-onion-gag/
  6. That's the American spirit!
  7. Nice looking breakfast sandwich.
  8. @jimmyjazz Whenever I need to do a lot of sausage, I make the drive down to Lockhart and get a box of sausage (25 ct.) at Kreuz. While their overall performance isn't what it was, the sausage is still really good.
  9. Congrats to your friend. 🤘
  10. It was a set up.
  11. Elko has a secret recipe (with special sauce, I assume). We're doomed.
  12. Dang. I was looking forward to his next album.
  13. And they wonder why people don't respect them.
  14. And BTW. y'all remind me to not get thrown in a Kentucky jail. I'd appreciate it.
  15. I've crushed DAs from the witness stand before. If I were Scottie's attorney, I'd have chewed that motherfucker the fuck up. Not saying, just saying.
  16. Wait, so some coach said this ? One dude? So let's write a story? "He's scary"? He should also write a story about me laying pipe.
  17. I'm sure they'll get it all worked out. Somebody probably just grabbed the wrong bag.
  18. Buddy of mine lives just a few houses down from where this happened. Homeowner goes outside in the middle of the night because some dude is trying to steal/break into his truck. Would-be thief shoots the homeowner dead. Wrong dude got shot. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/sheriffs-office-investigating-overnight-homicide-in-northwest-austin/
  19. Isn't DR Congo just west of Burundi?
  20. I am currently overseeing numerous operations that sabotage the remaining Big 12 schools' athletic programs.
  21. Dropping a deuce. Literally.
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