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Steel Shank

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  1. And BTW. y'all remind me to not get thrown in a Kentucky jail. I'd appreciate it.
  2. I've crushed DAs from the witness stand before. If I were Scottie's attorney, I'd have chewed that motherfucker the fuck up. Not saying, just saying.
  3. Wait, so some coach said this ? One dude? So let's write a story? "He's scary"? He should also write a story about me laying pipe.
  4. I'm sure they'll get it all worked out. Somebody probably just grabbed the wrong bag.
  5. Buddy of mine lives just a few houses down from where this happened. Homeowner goes outside in the middle of the night because some dude is trying to steal/break into his truck. Would-be thief shoots the homeowner dead. Wrong dude got shot. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/sheriffs-office-investigating-overnight-homicide-in-northwest-austin/
  6. Isn't DR Congo just west of Burundi?
  7. I am currently overseeing numerous operations that sabotage the remaining Big 12 schools' athletic programs.
  8. Dropping a deuce. Literally.
  9. Denied. I still think you were high as fuck.
  10. Fat Freddy's Cat: "Did I ever tell y'all about the time I saved the world from alien invaders?"
  11. I don't trust anybody who hasn't been arrested at least once.
  12. If I was that bull, I would’ve fucked her.
  13. Man love!!
  14. WTF am I looking at?
  15. Play it babyPlay your, play your piano nowAlrightDo it, do it, come on nowPlay on it, play on it, make daddy nowDaddy, daddy, daddy, play your, mm
  16. Steel Shank's mom: What if the sky were shit?
  17. I only use premium propane when cooking for myself. If cooking for guests, I use the cheap shit.
  18. I believe I can be of assistance regarding your pipe laying needs. I'll do this job at no charge.
  19. Philly cheesesteak
  20. My Aunt Glenda didn't catch any passes last year either. I'm wondering if she can get on the aggy team? Maybe PWO?
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