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Prepuce of Doom

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Prepuce of Doom last won the day on November 15 2020

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  1. I've had bad luck with ordering various hot sauces via Amazon - numerous broken bottles or unsealed/leaky squeeze bottles, and since they're considered food items, most (all?) were basically sent with a "no refunds whatsoever" policy, even for breakage during shipping. Maybe I pissed and moaned enough to get a refund anyway (maybe not - can't remember for certain) but I do remember that my final conclusion was "stop ordering hot sauce via Amazon." Secret Aardvark has a 20% off sitewide sale on Saturday, November 29. https://secretaardvark.com/
  2. Just asparagus.
  3. Wrong. Gas Buddy is your enemy. Gas Buddy tracks your speed and location without your permission and sells the data to your insurance company. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/01/allstate-sued-for-allegedly-tracking-drivers-behavior-through-third-party-apps/ Fuck Gas Buddy in the goatass.
  4. He fucking hates it when I do this to him.
  5. Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door.
  6. Living close to ORD, I won't miss the high-pitched whine from their engines that seems to carry on the wind far more than other engines.
  7. Just like the Jesus Candle and cheap stuffed animal industries are bankrolling drunk drivers, and the black cotton t-shirt cartel is secretly promoting heavy metal bands.
  8. Just watched this on a flight. I just can't get over what a preposterous cinematic universe this all inhabits. These movies are great fun for what they are, but I would love to see them get the MST3K treatment.
  9. Fun fact: this photograph I posted in the Shit Kids thread where the Doomlet illegibly wrote "SHIT" in the sand volleyball courts was taken more or less where AA 191 hit the ground. There's a memorial a couple hundred feet away.
  10. Someone should torch that place.
  11. ...because Jade's chili is probably quite flammable.
  12. It's got quite a hill to climb in order to equal or exceed the cinematic masterpiece that is Shakma.
  13. It's as though someone fed Tommyknockers and Pet Sematary (sp?) into AI to generate the rough backstory.
  14. Just talking out of my ass here (for all I know, she hasn't had any work done), but I suspect that she looks so good because much of contemporary plastic surgery seems to be geared towards making women look like what she already looked like naturally, so it's probably very easy for us to overlook any work she might have had done.
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