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  1. Wrong. Gas Buddy is your enemy. Gas Buddy tracks your speed and location without your permission and sells the data to your insurance company. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/01/allstate-sued-for-allegedly-tracking-drivers-behavior-through-third-party-apps/ Fuck Gas Buddy in the goatass.
  2. He fucking hates it when I do this to him.
  3. Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door.
  4. Living close to ORD, I won't miss the high-pitched whine from their engines that seems to carry on the wind far more than other engines.
  5. Just like the Jesus Candle and cheap stuffed animal industries are bankrolling drunk drivers, and the black cotton t-shirt cartel is secretly promoting heavy metal bands.
  6. Just watched this on a flight. I just can't get over what a preposterous cinematic universe this all inhabits. These movies are great fun for what they are, but I would love to see them get the MST3K treatment.
  7. Fun fact: this photograph I posted in the Shit Kids thread where the Doomlet illegibly wrote "SHIT" in the sand volleyball courts was taken more or less where AA 191 hit the ground. There's a memorial a couple hundred feet away.
  8. Someone should torch that place.
  9. ...because Jade's chili is probably quite flammable.
  10. It's got quite a hill to climb in order to equal or exceed the cinematic masterpiece that is Shakma.
  11. It's as though someone fed Tommyknockers and Pet Sematary (sp?) into AI to generate the rough backstory.
  12. Just talking out of my ass here (for all I know, she hasn't had any work done), but I suspect that she looks so good because much of contemporary plastic surgery seems to be geared towards making women look like what she already looked like naturally, so it's probably very easy for us to overlook any work she might have had done.
  13. Yeah, I'm in more or less the same boat. I've read the book (as well as a substantial portion of King's output) and have seen both the Tim Curry miniseries and the more recent movies, so I'm pretty much committed to it even if it doesn't grab me, but Mrs. Doom is coming into this with no frame of reference. I can't even really discuss it with her in any reasonable fashion given our familiarity disparity. She’ll finish it, but is growing weary of the shock/gross-out/over the top shit that seems to happen at least once per episode. It's not over yet, of course, but I had higher hopes for this than it seems to have measured up to, at least as of right now. I figured this thread would be really active on a weekly basis.
  14. I've given it a lot of thought too. The best I can come up with is some kind of lacquer treatment, but I don't have very high expectations, it's extra work, and it's a little contrary to the "trial by ordeal" process that sees some succeed where others fail. Also, I suspect that perhaps the die is genetically cast. Not all appear to be appealing to rodents, and not all rot into mush. Some have only one of the two known weaknesses and those still fail to survive, so it's a more complex and multivariate situation than I think any of us fully understand. Again, I need to speak with an accredited Gourdologist.
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