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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I do this, but I wrap all my gifts for myself, and I put other family members' names on the From: portion of the tags.
  2. Yeah, this show had a difficult task in remaining faithful to the existing story/world/lore while also educating the unfamiliar, and overall, I feel like the multiple storylines are too ambitious to do properly in this amount of time. One of King's talents is his character development, and there's just not enough opportunity to do that justice here either. I don't hate this show, but it's a mess. I hope there's more (and better) stuff coming, but I won't be holding my breath.
  3. Oops - read "three quarters" too quickly. Glad I don't have to pry anything off my tires after all.
  4. @Scheiss Meister I will eventually do the coins in jars experiment and will let you know. But in the meantime, I'm going to continue comfortably living with plausible deniability. Have you ever seen a boot? I've heard powerful toilets figuratively described as being able to flush a boot, and I assume that's just not possible unless we're talking about some toddler sized, but I figured you could give confirmation.
  5. The most perpetual surprise that money can buy.
  6. These are the ones I use while traveling. https://kandookids.com/kandoo-products/flushable-wipes/ They claim to be plant-based and biodegradable. Is that just marketing bullshit?
  7. You're seriously overlooking the threat of post-flare lycanthropes.
  8. I'll sign up and pay by Saturday at least for myself, probably for the Doomlet as well. Can't wait to see what new decrement in design and performance those shitheads at ESPN will work into the user dashboard this year.
  9. Is Oz the offspring of Donald Rumsfeld and the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files?
  10. I thought he would be wider.
  11. Or the Camry Dent.
  12. He's getting close to pre-puberty. The other day, he apparently told Mrs. Doom that, "I think my dingaling is increasing in mass."
  13. Did you intentionally omit "slave labor in deadly working conditions to sloppily build stadiums at breakneck speed" or am I getting this mixed up with the Olympics?
  14. Not even the same ballpark, but I made out through much of JFK, and eventually we left before it was over to go fuck in the back of her station wagon.
  15. Vinz Clortho was here.
  16. Couldn't agree more. I often think to myself that I was born about 20 years too late, at least insofar as my disdain and frustration towards technology.
  17. Seems to me you need to let ~47 of them go.
  18. It's a show set in the universe of what a strange ten-year-old thinks it must be like to be an adult.
  19. Only if the ledge holds until the 2052 election or beyond...
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