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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Sounds like you need to familiarize yourself with the benefits of a strategically placed fart.
  2. Enshittification.
  3. My right shoulder is still fucked up from the 2023 Burpee Challenge. Seems like the way I often sleep has something to do with it, and I aggravated it shoveling snow a few weeks ago. Getting old sucks.
  4. 126 Northpoint Drive Houston, TX 77060
  5. Maybe you should mail him a turd.
  6. Jack Roush is unkillable.
  7. Those assholes got at least one thing right when they named it "Windows."
  8. Not exactly the spirit of the thread, but Mrs. Doom, the Doomlet, and I play a lot of open-handed Uno. Don't know how it would translate to larger groups, but for three, it's a fun variation and allows for a good bit of strategy.
  9. FIFY
  10. Status update. They've been covered in snow since around Thanksgiving. I suspect it's going to be a pledge class of just one - the Big Green Mutant (note the mouth full of snow).
  11. Plane owned by Greg Biffle (an avid pilot...) crashed and burned this morning with Greg, his wife, and children on board. Doesn't look good. https://www.jayski.com/2025/12/18/plane-crash-in-statesville-north-carolina-involving-plane-owned-by-greg-biffle/
  12. Apparently, it takes a long time to make things worse.
  13. Eh, I think that unfortunately, Jack Smith only masturbates.
  14. Prepuce of Doom

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    Shave/Nair everything, and show up to the test with one of those hairless cats. Seriously though, I don't know much at all, but it's my understanding that it's pretty hard to dodge...
  15. Pennywise: The Sabbatical Years has some promise...
  16. Better than the ending of Tommyknockers, at least.
  17. Sturm Brightblade was such a stick in the mud. ~~~~~ One Hundred Years of Solitude
  18. I don't remember. I was on a plane at the time I figured it out and therefore didn't fully investigate, nor did I care enough to remember her name for later. Based on all the breathlessness and superlatives from everyone who recognizes her, maybe one of them should start a new thread elsewhere.
  19. I had to look her up too. Apparently it's some young lady who made blow job videos a long time ago.
  20. That commercial where the CEO of Bucked Up was briefly replaced with a dummy and flung into a table full of his company's products was the first funny commercial Gronk has ever been associated with.
  21. So I did a relatively bad job at following the season once again this year. According to the races that are still on my DVR, I have started but not finished the following: Japan, Spain, Hungary, US/COTA, and Vegas. I haven't begun watching the following: Britain, Belgium (race and sprint), Italy, Brazil (race and sprint), and Abu Dhabi. I imagine it's realistic for me to maybe get to half of them before next season. Which ones should I keep and try to watch? Which ones should I delete? For whatever it's worth, I don't have any hard and fast rooting interest (fuck Max, though I dislike him slightly less than I used to), and I most enjoy the races that are chaotic shitshows (that British GP 10-15 years ago when all the tires kept failing is probably my all-time favorite...) and races where hubris and/or strategic incompetence coming home to roost are featured front and center.
  22. In a sense, foosball.
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