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- Bitch about family CR slugfest
"Dad, start locking your car doors. Some homeless moron left his garbage in your car."- Trump’s America
It's a face of total panic, even when at rest.- Most annoying Christmas Movies
The Paul McCartney/Wings song. It's so goddamn long and terrible that it qualifies for this thread.- Shit My Kid Says
He and I were kind of poking and needling each other and just being generally and intentionally obnoxious with each other - no real animus or spite behind it, at least until he inexplicably raised the stakes by pretending(?) to lock my phone by making repeated incorrect password guesses. Mrs. Doom had been pleading with both of us to just knock it off for a good while up until that point, so that was the immediate end to the shenanigans. We went on with our day, but the instant Mrs. Doom was out of earshot heading down the basement stairs ~30 minutes later, he immediately asked me, "you wanna fight? She's not here."- Black Friday Deals
What kind of degenerate buys used earbuds? Yuck.- Trumps War on Everything
I wonder what the residents of "and surrounding" think about this.- The New Car Fanatic Thread
An old man (looks like Lute Olsen, except not dead) in my neighborhood has one of these (or some similar V12 of this era). He barely ever gets it above idle, at least whenever I've seen him, but it still sounds like magic whenever it passes by. And my contribution:- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I like to write "CAREFUL - THIS URINAL MAKES A MESS!" on them.- Classic Car thread
Counterpoint: it's easier for old people to fuck in the back of a wagon than anywhere in any Z. Edit - sorry, I assumed that the Sportback was the name of the Buick wagon. It's not.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Batmobile and 25 goth girlfriends.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I don't know - I have given my dogs hundreds (thousands?) of Brown Helmets over the years.- Black Friday Deals
Surely you're savvy enough to know that this is just marketing-speak designed to appease wives before purchase and PI/PL attorneys after purchase.- Black Friday Deals
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That haircut makes his nose look big.- Real Life Beavis Running For Texas House District 31, US Congress.
If Willem Dafoe, Beavis, and Oscar the Grouch spawned.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
And there's always some not-quite-right proprietary fitment between the original toilet and the replacement parts, regardless of any alleged compatibility.- Post a pic that makes you lol
He'll die of cancer before he can launch his campaign.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
That guy is perfectly cast. I appreciate how this commercial draws more attention to how stupid the Georgia "dog bark" thing is.- The Chair Company on HBO
There's still another episode left, isn't there?- Tell me about Milwaukee
Sobelman's has the best cheeseburger in the world as far as I'm concerned. https://sobelmanspubandgrill.com/milwaukee-sobelman-s-food-menu- Trump’s America
I'd have gone past Webelos if most of these were on the menu.- Affordable Watches
I dig the little "old timey stoplight" embellishment at the tip of the second hand.- Classic Car thread
Sounds like the seal is still working. It's failed once you cease to get up before pissing...- Shit My Kid Says
Lately he's been on a kick to "complete a big challenge" - sleeping outside overnight at the neighborhood park, underneath the jungle gym slide. I explained the concept of curfew to him, and he insisted that police wouldn't look at the park for kids out too late. I countered that the park was exactly where the police look for kids who are out too late, and tried to encourage him to instead consider spending the night hidden somewhere within the vast Cook County Forest Preserves near our house, which was more challenge than he was apparently interested in. When attempting to poke holes in this flight of fantasy, I asked him where he would go to the bathroom if he needed to go during his overnight adventure. "The world is my oyster," he replied. What if you get hungry? "I'll bring some Goldfish crackers. And hotdog buns." We discussed this undertaking throughout most of dinner, and then we watched the Illinois basketball game against UTRGV. It was a little closer than expected in the first half, so he asked Mrs. Doom if he could sleep at the park if Illinois lost. She agreed, and so he rooted against Illinois all game. He's still angling for this adventure today. - Bitch about family CR slugfest
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