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tokamak

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  1. 3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    There’s a part of me that doesn’t believe you actually watch games. Not just you, I guess, because this take keeps appearing with Baugh, but you for sure.

    I can't say I watched Florida this year other than our game with them. Not gonna rewatch that because I don't hate myself that much but my recollection is that he looked solid but not like holy shit look at this 1st round guy. It was an honest question because it does seem that he's being pretty highly coveted.

  2. 4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    I think if we can pull in a Hawkin's type guy along with Baugh we are setup for the future especially with Cooper and the white boy.

    Is Hawkins a home run hitter? Based upon my thorough 2.5-minute analysis, that seems like the type of compliment that Baugh would need.

    Also, Cooper and the white boy sounds like the name of a really dumb drivetime FM radio show. Insert fart noise here.

  3. 17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

    You don't know what convos Sark and Flood have had about Flood's future at Texas

    We like to think we know things, but we don't. For all we know, Sark and Flood have an agreement for Flood to take a new job after the bowl game.

    Definitely true. But IMO Occam's Razor points to Sark deciding to give Flood at least one more year.

    Interesting that Gerry is emphatic about OL scheme fit in that article posted by @BurntOrange&White just above us. Whose scheme?

  4. 2 hours ago, Js1 said:

    Our fans have been nothing but bitch made whiny pussies the second we lost to Ohio State.

    Miserable failure of a season, why haven't we gotten anyone from the portal yet??? (It's not open), why isn't Flood fired yet??? (we might need a couple people coaching the bowl game this week), blah blah blah

    Texas has gone 12-2 (Big 12 champ and CFP semifinals), 13-3 (SEC runner up and CFP semifinals) and 9-3 (so far) in 3 seasons. After the shit sandwiches we were fed for a dozen years, our fan base expected us to immediately jump into Georgia/Ohio State/Bama under Saban territory.

    2025 wasn't what we were fed by our $9.95ers, but 9-3 with wins over OU and aggy ended up pretty satisfying, and we can still hit double digit wins. And we have shit blasted OU 3 of the last 4 years and embarrassed aggy 2 years in a row.

    You'd think we finished the year playing in the Pinstripe Bowl, fighting with other top 5 preseason teams to finish 7-6.

    Keeping Kyle Flood so that he can coach in a meaningless exhibition game doesn't make a lick of sense. Are people really claiming that's the reason? The reason we haven't fired Flood yet is because he's not going to be fired.

    1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

    Gerry made an interesting comment on OTF this morning that his Florida sources don't think they will be able to keep both Baugh and Dallas Wilson. Likely only one.

    Let's see, a guy that had 12 catches and was injured all year, or our bellcow running back that everyone in CFB is trying to entice into the portal. Florida braintrust working hard on this one.

  5. I very briefly considered Taysom over Kyle Pitts but didn't go through with it. One of my rare smart moments.

    I'm a big underdog tonight anyway. Down 42 points with just Stafford and Pitts left to go. I'm not dead dead, but they'd both need to have pretty big games. Frustratingly, the difference may end up being the Raiders' absolutely pathetic offense (opponent used NYG defense and it paid off).

  6. 49 minutes ago, Red Five said:

    It feels like a very shortsighted decision by Wisner. He was already in "never needs to by a drink in Austin" territory. Now he's going to be remembered for bailing when his outrageous demands weren't met.

    And if he goes to aggy, after turning down a six-figure bump in pay to finish at Texas, well.....

    I dunno. Everyone here lines up to praise Texas for being ruthless with these decisions but that works both ways. Wisner's not much of an NFL prospect so I can understand his desire to maximize his earnings from college. It's too bad that's not at Texas, but this is the way the world works now.

  7. 1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

    I posted about the same issue. I didn’t read the previous 3 pages so it may have been addressed, but if you scroll to the very bottom of a thread, there is a button that says theme. Mine was set too surly Main and when I switched it to default, it looks like the old system cleaner and faster.

    if you scroll to the very bottom of a thread, there is a button that says theme. Mine was set too surly Main and when I switched it to default, it looks like the old layout

    Looking good so far @immamac

    This worked, thanks

  8. Bobby spouting off about the $1mm figure publicly without any context at all is kind of a bitch move, IMO. Just say the sides were pretty far apart and decided to go their separate ways and that’s that. Sometimes it really seems like Bobby takes some of this shit too personally.

  9. 19 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

    Chef's kiss that Bari Weiss spiking this segment actually brought it so much attention. And now she's put herself under the microscope moving forward as well. 

    giphy.webp

    Under whose microscope? She did exactly what her boss hired her to do. 

  10. 10 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

    Hahaha you're fine. Amon Ra and Taylor boned me. Sure would be nice to still have Skatt and Kraft, but thems the breaks. 

    Even though I feel like you won the Super Bowl last week against IT horns (terrible team name, great actual team) there's only one thing left to do 

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    I hate sitting in the clubhouse and being chased. The Indy D is out there looking like the Cowboys tonight, just softer than baby shit. 

  11. 11 hours ago, mdmost said:

    I don't know. I like him. He has an impossible job but he couldn't turn down this chance. I don't think anyone can save this shitfest of an organization. I'm prepared to be underwhelmed by the DC hire in a few weeks. 

    Baby Scott seems like a likable enough guy but it’s impossible to say anything definitive about him as a coach because he’s just a patsy. A company man. He wasn’t hired to win football games or implement culture or anything like that, he was hired because he makes Jerry feel comfortable. It’s not possible for him and he probably has no desire anyway to step outside of the parameters that have been set for him. 

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